The_Kincardine Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 57 minutes ago, Aidan said: If I remember correctly, the contactless payments won't go over the cost of a weekly ticket. Depends so much on where you're travelling from. The mantra is that contactless is equal to oyster and that seems to be true within the TFL area. I travel from Bucks so buy an 'inclusive' ticket to include trains and the tube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Maw Sanchez had a moan a while ago about someone paying for something in a shop for a few pounds with a card. f**k off. It's the 21st century. Quite right, go to an ATM and get some money first then shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I've got a company credit card and everything possible has to go on it. When the boss is up with me he insists on going to Macdonalds every 20 mins* and getting a coffee. I can't drink that much coffee so I'm having to hand over a credit card for a £1.20 or whatever it is - and it's not contactless. * only slightly exaggerated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Whilst browsing through the new tracks on my music app I noticed Bush have a new song out but are now called Bush WITH Gavin Rossdale. I already greatly dislike this c**t and noticing this has thrown me into a minor rage on a Saturday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Cannae mind the name of it, was a hipster pub near Old Street, me and my mate jumped in for a pint and and the guy behind the bar couldn't hide his contempt when my mate went to pay with a crisp £20 note. Was beelin' at the thought of counting out change by the looks of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Pathetic woe-is-me coughs. You know the type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 5 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Cannae mind the name of it, was a hipster pub near Old Street, me and my mate jumped in for a pint and and the guy behind the bar couldn't hide his contempt when my mate went to pay with a crisp £20 note. Was beelin' at the thought of counting out change by the looks of it. Maybe it was because the two pints came to more than £20... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Girlfriends away out so decided I'd play FIFA for the first time since getting it for my Birthday. For some reason, shes decided to move it at some point from where it sat, next to all my other birthday stuff, and I have absolutely no idea where its gone. Text asking where it is, and have to wait the inevitable 15 minutes before getting the "dunno" reply. Why do people move things for absolutely no reason, into a place where it can't be found? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Girlfriends away out so decided I'd play FIFA for the first time since getting it for my Birthday. For some reason, shes decided to move it at some point from where it sat, next to all my other birthday stuff, and I have absolutely no idea where its gone. Text asking where it is, and have to wait the inevitable 15 minutes before getting the "dunno" reply. Why do people move things for absolutely no reason, into a place where it can't be found? Well, if you won't tidy up your toys.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I've got two, commemorating the opening of the Scottish parliament. Kept them as I thought they'd be worth a few quid in a couple of years. £20 going by todays rate. Checked eBay, more like £2, at least I've doubled my money. I have one of these lurking about as well. Admittedly, I have thought about going to the local shop and trying to pass it off as a fiver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 30 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Well, if you won't tidy up your toys.. We've just moved house so the whole place is a bit of a mess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Groups of girls who go away to these lodge type things in the middle of nowhere, yet still still insist on getting done up to the 9's. Hair, make up the lot, to either sit in a lodge or a hot tub the entire weekend. I've seen groups of girls do it sitting in the house in onesie's, pjs etc... If you're not leaving the house, why bother you vain fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Groups of girls who go away to these lodge type things in the middle of nowhere, yet still still insist on getting done up to the 9's. Hair, make up the lot, to either sit in a lodge or a hot tub the entire weekend. I've seen groups of girls do it sitting in the house in onesie's, pjs etc... If you're not leaving the house, why bother you vain fuckers. Is the name of the lodge The Dancing Bear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Groups of girls who go away to these lodge type things in the middle of nowhere, yet still still insist on getting done up to the 9's. Hair, make up the lot, to either sit in a lodge or a hot tub the entire weekend. I've seen groups of girls do it sitting in the house in onesie's, pjs etc... If you're not leaving the house, why bother you vain fuckers. I'm convinced vanity's more about impressing friends of incompatible sexuality* than pulling, especially amongst women. Spoiler I'm PC me, covering all the bases 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Groups of girls who go away to these lodge type things in the middle of nowhere, yet still still insist on getting done up to the 9's. Hair, make up the lot, to either sit in a lodge or a hot tub the entire weekend. I've seen groups of girls do it sitting in the house in onesie's, pjs etc... If you're not leaving the house, why bother you vain fuckers. Why could anything that could have absolutely no impact on your life get on your nerves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Girlfriends away out so decided I'd play FIFA for the first time since getting it for my Birthday. For some reason, shes decided to move it at some point from where it sat, next to all my other birthday stuff, and I have absolutely no idea where its gone. Text asking where it is, and have to wait the inevitable 15 minutes before getting the "dunno" reply. Why do people move things for absolutely no reason, into a place where it can't be found? I live on my own these days, partly because this kind of thing annoyed me so much I couldn't handle it anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Groups of girls who go away to these lodge type things in the middle of nowhere, yet still still insist on getting done up to the 9's. Hair, make up the lot, to either sit in a lodge or a hot tub the entire weekend. I've seen groups of girls do it sitting in the house in onesie's, pjs etc... If you're not leaving the house, why bother you vain fuckers. ^^^^ Peeping Tom, looking in people's windows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Whilst browsing through the new tracks on my music app I noticed Bush have a new song out but are now called Bush WITH Gavin Rossdale. I already greatly dislike this c**t and noticing this has thrown me into a minor rage on a Saturday morning. Just played new sing on voice. They got baaaaaàad Girlfriends away out so decided I'd play FIFA for the first time since getting it for my Birthday. For some reason, shes decided to move it at some point from where it sat, next to all my other birthday stuff, and I have absolutely no idea where its gone. Text asking where it is, and have to wait the inevitable 15 minutes before getting the "dunno" reply. Why do people move things for absolutely no reason, into a place where it can't be found? This sort of thing results in spare room or couch. My wife is bad for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 BBC breakfast showing football highlights two minute before MotD is coming on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Massive overreactions. Lastnight me and the wife were bathing the bairn when my wife absolutely shites it and starts shouting and screaming. Her reaction was about what I would gauge appropriate had she seen fucking ISIS trooping up our stairs. Turns out a relatively small spider had descended from the ceiling and was a mere 4 feet from her, and incedentally much closer to me. @KnightswoodBear loves these type of stories 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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