The_Kincardine Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Thinks it's rated full raj, which is just below HibeeJibee on the skidmark scale**Skidmark scale only relates to meltdowns & is in no way related to the poster of the same name. How do you know? I just made it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 How do you know? I just made it up. We discussed it on your resignation thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: My liver's fantastically fit. It has to be Long haired liver from liverpool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Long haired liver from liverpool? See if you'd said 'loverpool' then the Killie fans would have swamped you. They love The Osmonds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: See if you'd said 'loverpool' then the Killie fans would have swamped you. They love The Osmonds. I meant to, but I was too drunk to care. You have exactly 2.5k likes btw. Unless I'm being whooshed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 'spamming' being P&B speak for expressing incredulity.at the notion Sturgeon and Salmond could have been spied on by GCHQ. There's only one spammer on that thread, buddy and he doesn't support the team from Govan. Two.You and the guy you quoted . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: See if you'd said 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: I meant to, but I was too drunk to care. I'm never so missed as to piss a spoonerism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I had 2 internal interviews last week and have to wait 2 weeks, which is piss annoying I hope you have patience. Application to job offer took about 16 weeks for me! Start date only 2 weeks off now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Just now, die hard doonhamer said: I hope you have patience. Application to job offer took about 16 weeks for me! Start date only 2 weeks off now. I'm expected to hear back from one next week, the other one i have no idea. It was actually in your department! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Bars of soap in hotels. You wash your hands, then realise you need to remove the packaging from the soap, which with wet hands is no easy task.These South Sudan folks that never stay in western hotel chains should be glad they've avoided such trauma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 People with names that have variable spellings (e.g. Katrina / Catriona) that just wait to let people ask the inevitable question when taking their name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 In listening to LBC and the presenter is talking about Gordon Brown in Kirkcaldy and he is pronouncing Kirkcaldy all wrong. Kirk Caldy ? Agreed, does my box in too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: Arseholes that go jogging with their dog on a lead. Let them enjoy their walk you selfish gits. Even worse are the utter c***s who take the dog on a lead whilst cycling meaning it's to run at full pelt non-stop. Always want to go and shove them off the bike to give the dog a break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Arseholes that go jogging with their dog on a lead. Let them enjoy their walk you selfish gits. Better on a lead than unleashed and free to maul auld Glynis on her way back from the shop? [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, throbber said: In listening to LBC and the presenter is talking about Gordon Brown in Kirkcaldy and he is pronouncing Kirkcaldy all wrong. Is he pronouncing it "Raith"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Auld Glynis will most likely be a horrible auld shite who voted no and for Brexit. Ergo she deserves it... Probably a total slag back in the 60's anaw. I think you're right. Unleash the hounds!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Folk that are happy to sit at the speed limit like everyone else but temporarily speed just to be at the front of a line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 People who drive their chelsea tractors over speed calming as if they're driving a Fiat 500 with lowered suspension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Kirk Caldy ? Agreed, does my box in too. Wee Team Toon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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