topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just tried to book in to hotels in Edinburgh at short notice. Can't get in to any of my favourites because some film making fan dans have booked them all! F*ck them All you need to do is seduce Scarlett Johansson or Robert Downey Junior (according to taste) and you'll wake up in that room after all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I hate receptionists who think they're qualified to give an opinion. FCK off ye old boot, I'll tell all my medical concerns to the actual GP, not some gossiping Widnae. The best bet in that scenario is to call their bluff. The last time a receptionist done that with me I stripped off and showed her the ailment that I was having a problem with. Unfortunately the jury refused to believe that story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Ha! If only. Thankfully I barely ever go as I'm in fairly healthy shape. However there was a time I had a lot of mental health issues and you could see the "bullshit" thoughts in their face every time I went. Absolute c***s, should have showed them the self harm scars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 day training course in Doncaster.Things to do in Doncaster on a Tuesday night.....Wait for Wednesday to arrive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Doncaster has a very nice train station which I was once stuck in for 90 minutes and is well worth a visit if you are bored. Will save that thrill for tomorrow evening when I catch a train out of here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: 2 day training course in Doncaster. Things to do in Doncaster on a Tuesday night..... Wait for Wednesday to arrive. Go looking for cockwombles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Doncaster has a very nice train station which I was once stuck in for 90 minutes and is well worth a visit if you are bored. Nah Sheffield's is much nicer IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I like the water display they have outside it. Aye it's very nice to look at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 School proms WTF. Another abomination from America designed to empty parents pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Three different times I've used self-service checkouts today, three times I've been due to receive exactly 50p in change, and three times they've given it to me in two 20p and two 5p pieces. In three different stores. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, AMMjag said: Three different times I've used self-service checkouts today, three times I've been due to receive exactly 50p in change, and three times they've given it to me in two 20p and two 5p pieces. In three different stores. c***s. Once fed in all my shite to one of these machines hoping when it realised I'd overpaid I'd get the biggest coin back. I most certainly did not. I actually got worse than what I could ever have imagined. It was as if it was looking for a sucker to give all its 5p too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Quite misleading considering the rest of the city is an absolute bin. But you can take a stroll from the centre to a country pub in the Peak District. Which is nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Father Ted said: School proms WTF. Another abomination from America designed to empty parents pockets. Not just secondary school but primary too. A winter and summer prom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 My ongoing Doncaster adventures. Pub for food.A group of local Troglodytes appear and the following is shouted as the spread across bar,Trog 1 - Wayne, Wayne want a pint of Fosters?Trog 2 - NOTrog 1 - What you want?Trog 2 - Anything but Carling.I'd buy him a Guinness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: My ongoing Doncaster adventures. Pub for food. A group of local Troglodytes appear and the following is shouted as the spread across bar, Trog 1 - Wayne, Wayne want a pint of Fosters? Trog 2 - NO Trog 1 - What you want? Trog 2 - Anything but Carling. I'd buy him a Guinness Come back wi a babycham 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I'd have got him a Carling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, AMMjag said: Three different times I've used self-service checkouts today, three times I've been due to receive exactly 50p in change, and three times they've given it to me in two 20p and two 5p pieces. In three different stores. c***s. Perhaps you should have used the change you got the first time and you wouldn't have had these ongoing problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Perhaps you should have used the change you got the first time and you wouldn't have had these ongoing problems. Or bought all he needed on the first trip? Who the f**k goes to the supermarket three times in one day? It's an absolute ball ache going shopping, why would you put yourself through that on three separate occasions in one day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I once tried to buy a Glasgow Underground ticket from the machine with 5p pieces. I got right up to the 2nd last coin and the machine must have timed out 'cause it chucked them all back out again. I was unemployed at the time and had nothing better to do that day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 A fucked sleep pattern. Awake since two and alarm due at 0630. Guarantee to fall asleep circa 0615. Likewise, was nightshift all last week and can't get out of the nightshift mode. Managed a full 90 minutes of sleep last night.... Today should be fun! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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