Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 What's with all the "Tony" chat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 People who say twice as small, four times as small rather than half or quarter the size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Wind turbines with only two blades. It's three or nothing you cheap b******ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 11 hours ago, Dee Man said: Why is it physically impossible to open one of those sachet/pouches of cat food without getting even the tiniest sliver of food or gravy splashed on you? No matter how carefully I rip it, I always end up having to wash my hands/wrists. Utterly rage inducing. The best solution here would be to get rid of the cat and get a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 The monarchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Hormonal Hoovering. When Doris clatters around the house, chipping the skirting boards, sucking up everything from socks to parts of the settee. After 10 minutes she asks why it's not working, only for you to find out it's a hair clip that has caused the blockage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 13 hours ago, Dee Man said: Why is it physically impossible to open one of those sachet/pouches of cat food without getting even the tiniest sliver of food or gravy splashed on you? No matter how carefully I rip it, I always end up having to wash my hands/wrists. Utterly rage inducing. Whatever you do then don't ever buy a bashed tin of soup that has the ring-pull type opening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 People at work who feel the need to tell you, or display, how overwhelmed they are.Constantly in a state of panic or disarray, almost attempting to justify their existence.You're not busy, just shit at your job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Poor Matthew Bryce spent 32 hours on a surf board and thought he would die, then he got rescued and was recovering in hospital then Jackie Bird comes to interview him, give the boy a fucking break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 People at work who feel the need to tell you, or display, how overwhelmed they are.Constantly in a state of panic or disarray, almost attempting to justify their existence.You're not busy, just shit at your job! I don't know what you do or what working environment you have but what I will say is I have seen some very talented people really struggle at work from being overloaded.There are of course cases where people are just crap at the job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 The wife decided to treat me to a 4K telly. Just flicked onto Question Time. Its like watching a horror movie. Never seen so many sweaty, greasy faces and nasty greasy hairdos in my puff! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, supermik said: The wife decided to treat me to a 4K telly. Just flicked onto Question Time. Its like watching a horror movie. Never seen so many sweaty, greasy faces and nasty greasy hairdos in my puff! Even back in the day of 625 lines we knew politicians were oleaginous f**k-wits. Increasing the screen definition makes no odds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just now, The_Kincardine said: Even back in the day of 625 lines we knew politicians were oleaginous f**k-wits. Increasing the screen definition makes no odds. I thought you were a 405 lines type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I thought you were a 405 lines type. I still deprecate the demise of the home service on the wireless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Sorry, I've been playing video games all night Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Sorry, I've been playing video games all night Glenn Hoddle It's people referring to him as 'gaffer' that always irritates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, jmothecat said: It's people referring to him as 'gaffer' that always irritates me. Man United's continued, evidently reluctant existence in the Europa League means Paul Ince is constantly plopped on a sofa next to him, doing exactly this. Ian Wright is another who's prone to it. Cretins, to a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: The best solution here would be to get rid of the cat and get a dog. I couldn't do that. I'd miss getting woken up at 4am, having my furniture and doors scratched to bits, having any wires in the house chewed to bits, having the venetian blind slats snapped, having furballs spewed up all over the house etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Doing a 14hr shift, getting home at 10:40, bed at midnight, up at 2am with 2 year old who's given up on sleep for the night and currently kicking her football round the living room.Only saving grace is I'm off today so no torturous shift to look forward to. Fml (f**k my life) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 English election coverage when everycunt talks about mares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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