Gaz Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Is there such a thing as a mediocre p*rn film??? (I'm at work) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey. Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ach, how am I meant to react to that one?! "Can I watch" might come across as perverted and flippant B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) Is there such a thing as a mediocre p*rn film???(I'm at work) Aye, when it's two guys banging one wife. I don't like that. EDIT: Just read Pompey's post Edited September 6, 2006 by dubya 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 There is a solution to it all....... get a real joab. i was going to say that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 First years! Sit down the front of the bus like you're supposed, and double up while you're at it. Taking single seats 3/4's of the way up the bus is extrememly annoying for senios pupils such as myself. Goons! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 First years! Sit down the front of the bus like you're supposed, and double up while you're at it. Taking single seats 3/4's of the way up the bus is extrememly annoying for senios pupils such as myself. Goons! Just water-bomb them, like we did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 senior pupils such as myself. Can't you take your chum Romauld with you on the bus. They wouldn't dare muck you about then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 First years! Sit down the front of the bus like you're supposed, and double up while you're at it. Taking single seats 3/4's of the way up the bus is extrememly annoying for senios pupils such as myself. Goons! Holy crap that's the most trivial nonsense I've ever heard. Anyway, how can you have a front, middle and back on the 'short bus' ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Keyboard gangsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 People who walk straight into you and don't even apologise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 NTL changing all the channel numbers. Got home in work just in time for the Scotland game and missed the start trying to find where they had hidden SS1. Not happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Blisters!! I went for a run this morning, a walk this afternoon, refereed a school game on the worst possible astroturf late afternoon and played 5s' tonight. My feet are feckin' covered in the blighters! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Posts which contain no words, only smileys. When LimeWire doesn't work correctly. Being told to stop playing music at half 10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey. Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 EDIT: Just read Pompey's post Well, I'm glad someone finds it funny I didn't All my mates did, and so did the entire pub when I went for a pish and one of them read the series of messages over the karaoke machine mike On the bright side, she is a ginge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 First years! Sit down the front of the bus like you're supposed, and double up while you're at it. Taking single seats 3/4's of the way up the bus is extrememly annoying for senios pupils such as myself. Goons! People can sit where they like on the Special Bus IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Tossers at bus stances. No. 60 pulls in at Central Road, Paisley at the only available space. Crowds milling round and I pull out my pass and walk towards said bus. Tosser in a Barcelona shirt pushes in front and says 'There's a fecking queue pal, wait your turn'. I look round to see three other people and then look in the bus to see only five people on it. 'What's your problem - you've got on the bus first' 'There's a fecking queue and you pushed in' 'No I didn't - there's no queue , you've got on first and there's plenty of seats. It's not like you're going to be standing' 'c***s like you shouldn't push in' 'Don't be such a muppet, ya fuckwit' Cue another wonderful start to the day. It's only a shame he got off at the stop before mine or I'd have smacked the fecker in the puss! (I think I'm so angry because I haven't had a shag lately - any offers?! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Blisters!! I went for a run this morning, a walk this afternoon, refereed a school game on the worst possible astroturf late afternoon and played 5s' tonight. My feet are feckin' covered in the blighters! Stop complaining, your the one who decided to go for a run, a walk, referee a kid's game and then play football at night. Just face facts, yer getting auld, and its downhill from here on in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (I think I'm so angry because I haven't had a shag lately - any offers?! ) Do you have any idea how repulsive your desperation is? I don't mean to come across all harsh, but that's twice in the last few days I've been treated to a post about how long you've gone without any. Keep it to yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefamousphilosifer Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Do you have any idea how repulsive your desperation is? I don't mean to come across all harsh, but that's twice in the last few days I've been treated to a post about how long you've gone without any. Keep it to yourself! You better hope he does resort to giving the P&B masses an hourly update then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 (I think I'm so angry because I haven't had a shag lately - any offers?! ) Have fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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