RandomGuy. Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, RH33 said: Get yourself yo a&e! 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Go to A&E like now Aye, away to head up, just getting the dog sorted out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 23 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers. Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches. White is fat, meaning you've went through some layers. Bleeding for that long isn't healthy! You'll probably find A&E pretty empty and should get seen quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Mrs Mathematics thinks she’s funny. Every now and then she’ll change the name of the Wi-fi to something “hilarious”. This means I then need to update my laptop, PC, phone, kindle, and Xbox. Petty. Annoying. if you’re interested, here’s our new wi-fi name: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers. Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches. Man up a bit and stitch it up yourself. Nothing to it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Petty thing that gets on my nerves today 2: Mrs Mathematics salutes each magpie she sees. if you’re interested, here she is saluting a magpie in the garden: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, mathematics said: Petty thing that gets on my nerves today 2: Mrs Mathematics salutes each magpie she sees. if you’re interested, here she is saluting a magpie in the garden: It's meant to bring good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, bennett said: It's meant to bring good luck. Sky fairy thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 She gets a "wid" from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Why are magpies considered bad luck? I quite like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Why are magpies considered bad luck? I quite like them. They didn't mourn the death of jesus and were considered to be in cahoots with the devil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said: Aye, away to head up, just getting the dog sorted out. Not sure they’ll be too impressed if you take the dog! I had to go to out hours couple weeks ago with inner ear infection and it was being run really well. A&Es are really quiet and the Covid patients are taken elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, RH33 said: Not sure they’ll be too impressed if you take the dog! I had to go to out hours couple weeks ago with inner ear infection and it was being run really well. A&Es are really quiet and the Covid patients are taken elsewhere. Turned out I didnt go, wife phoned her dad about it while I was out the room. He reckons if I stick swabs over the cuts, tape it up and then see how it is in the morning I'll probably find its stopped bleeding, so that's what's happened. See how it goes, if I dont make it to the morning, or end up losing fingers, at least I've someone to blame nowhere near bad enough for either of those outcomes though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Superglue in it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, RH33 said: Superglue in it too. I didnt do this, but I'm at work tomorrow so I'll stick some gorilla glue in them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Cover it in sawdust and in half an hour you'll be as right as rain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 51 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Why are magpies considered bad luck? I quite like them. f**k yer Ayr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Magpies are c***s. That’s all you need to know. Not as much a c**t as the squirrel in my chimney who now seems to be taunting me from the tree next door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: I feel like a fanny needing to go, especially in the current climate, because I've cut a couple of fingers. Blood still coming once I take the pressure off, and it must be about 5 hours now. I see something white through the cut too before the bleeding comes again, which is probably the sign I'll need stitches. I sliced my finger peeling spuds for the dinner - must be about 18 months ago - and eventually had to go to A&E, waited the guts of 12 hours before I got seen too. On the bright side there wasn't a global pandemic on on that occasion, so you should be in and out fairly sharpish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Turned out I didnt go, wife phoned her dad about it while I was out the room. He reckons if I stick swabs over the cuts, tape it up and then see how it is in the morning I'll probably find its stopped bleeding, so that's what's happened. See how it goes, if I dont make it to the morning, or end up losing fingers, at least I've someone to blame nowhere near bad enough for either of those outcomes though. If it hasn't stopped bleeding you'll probably be dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, Jacksgranda said: If it hasn't stopped bleeding you'll probably be dead. I’ll have £10 e/w on Gangrene Index Finger in the 3.30pm on Thursday please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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