Guest Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 [emoji4] Nah, the whole company has been hit and our external IT company is involved. I would never use a work computer for porn What else are you meant to do with a work computer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: Tbf it can be classed as something close to working... I think it was NBB who, when in charge of the cows at an abattoir, spent all morning bashing one off after another. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: The Golden Hour on Radio 2, which is usually just absolute belters going all the way back to the 50s, has introduced a segment called "Future Gold", where they play a shite song that's just been released. Utterly fucking pointless. To be honest, you shouldn't be listening to Radio 2. That would fix that particular issue immediately. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Curmudgeon said: I think it was NBB who, when in charge of the cows at an abattoir, spent all morning bashing one off after another. 'Sakes. I was in the navy for 5 years but do they call me NBB the Sailor? Naw. I worked backstage for 10 years but do they call me NBB the Stage Manager? Naw. I've been selling stuff for the last 15 years but do they call me NBB the salesman? Naw. But one fucking morning with a sledgehammer... Edited July 3, 2021 by Newbornbairn 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 7 hours ago, BlueBear said: Teens and adults riding their bikes on pavements. Irresponsible, selfish c***s that need whacked. OK Paulie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: 'Sakes. I was in the navy for 5 years but do they call me NBB the Sailor? Naw. I worked backstage for 10 years but do they call me NBB the Stage Manager? Naw. I've been selling stuff for the last 15 years but do they call me NBB the salesman? Naw. But one fucking morning with a sledgehammer... No offence intended. It's unfortunate that you didn't take on those cattle while you had access to military hardware. You could've really upped your productivity that morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Equity release ads on TV. I'm convinced this is a future financial scandal in the making. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 (edited) I posted this on the gaming section but I was playing a playstation game online and someone I killed sent me a message calling me a pussy, I replied calling them a c**t and now I'm banned from online communications for 3 days. They baited me in brilliantly it must be said, I wasnt that fussed until I tried to go on YouTube and apparently I'm too much of a threat to watch videos coz you can upload voice communications on there and it won't even allow me to open the app. Edited July 4, 2021 by Stormzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Folk who assume you know their area code. "Could I take your telephone member please?""856 457." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 50 minutes ago, Stormzy said: I posted this on the gaming section but I was playing a playstation game online and someone I killed sent me a message calling me a pussy, I replied calling them a c**t and now I'm banned from online communications for 3 days. They baited me in brilliantly it must be said, I wasnt that fussed until I tried to go on YouTube and apparently I'm too much of a threat to watch videos coz you can upload voice communications on there and it won't even allow me to open the app. Pussy. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 48 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: "Could I take your telephone member please?" Is that for use with a dictaphone? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 48 minutes ago, Rugster said: Pussy. If only it were that easy to get rid of me on here you c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 On 02/07/2021 at 23:05, The_Kincardine said: Eh? Nothing close to hearing 'that's a penny' as you do in games. ^^^Absolute fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 On 03/07/2021 at 17:07, Newbornbairn said: 'Sakes. I was in the navy for 5 years but do they call me NBB the Sailor? Naw. I worked backstage for 10 years but do they call me NBB the Stage Manager? Naw. I've been selling stuff for the last 15 years but do they call me NBB the salesman? Naw. But one fucking morning with a sledgehammer... Daft, eh? Almost as bad as a 50+ calling himself 'new born'... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Stormzy said: I posted this on the gaming section but I was playing a playstation game online and someone I killed sent me a message calling me a pussy, I replied calling them a c**t and now I'm banned from online communications for 3 days. They baited me in brilliantly it must be said, I wasnt that fussed until I tried to go on YouTube and apparently I'm too much of a threat to watch videos coz you can upload voice communications on there and it won't even allow me to open the app. Stormzy Adair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 28 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Daft, eh? Almost as bad as a 50+ calling himself 'new born'... That's ageist - reported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Folk who assume you know their area code. "Could I take your telephone member please?" "856 457." You talking about a Dicktaphone ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 On 03/07/2021 at 09:49, Mark Connolly said: The Golden Hour on Radio 2, which is usually just absolute belters going all the way back to the 50s, has introduced a segment called "Future Gold", where they play a shite song that's just been released. Utterly fucking pointless. Or any Bauer Media station DJ giving it the 'Aww what a throwback this is! then playing a song from 2017. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 12 hours ago, GordonD said: Is that for use with a dictaphone? 11 hours ago, Mr Waldo said: You talking about a Dicktaphone ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 1 hour ago, TAFKAM said: Every couple of days I get a letter through the door for some presumably deceased woman who used to live in my hoose and it's always equity release. This and funeral payment schemes I think are minefields. Send the letters back with a note reading "I certify this lady is now deceased. Dr. H Shipman MD P.S. please send me details of your funeral plan as I have been left an amount of money in a will recently" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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