thomas Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Bananas there is a very fine line of when they are just right for eating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. 42 days to mine, countdown is on. Cannae fuckin wait! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, thomas said: Bananas there is a very fine line of when they are just right for eating. I'm going to have to disagree with you there Thomas. Bananas are delicious when firm and sour, still with a bit of green on the skin right through to the soft aromatic flesh of the fully brown stage. So long as they aren't bruised or diseased there should be a window of at least a week, maybe up to two. Avocados however, have mere seconds between being bitter and rock hard and turning into black mush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. Thank you for your kind words on this special day Edited December 7, 2022 by Bert Raccoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, coprolite said: I'm going to have to disagree with you there Thomas. Bananas are delicious when firm and sour, still with a bit of green on the skin right through to the soft aromatic flesh of the fully brown stage. So long as they aren't bruised or diseased there should be a window of at least a week, maybe up to two. Avocados however, have mere seconds between being bitter and rock hard and turning into black mush. I took my bag to work a few weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a while. Put my hand in and felt wetness. It was a banana from weeks earlier that had turned black and liquified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: I took my bag to work a few weeks ago. Hadn't used it in a while. Put my hand in and felt wetness. It was a banana from weeks earlier that had turned black and liquified. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. As far as I'm concerned, it is... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. You live in Ayrshire, of course its an achievement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. Reminds me of a line from 'The Big Bang Theory' when Leonard said he never had birthday parties when he was a child because his mother considered him being born was her achievement, not his. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Gutless tradesmen who instead of telling you they ain’t interested in the job you have for them, they go all in telling you what they will do and when they can squeeze you in, only to never show up or answer the phone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, coprolite said: I'm going to have to disagree with you there Thomas. Bananas are delicious when firm and sour, still with a bit of green on the skin right through to the soft aromatic flesh of the fully brown stage. So long as they aren't bruised or diseased there should be a window of at least a week, maybe up to two. Avocados however, have mere seconds between being bitter and rock hard and turning into black mush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. I'm 54 and a half in four days time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Bananas there is a very fine line of when they are just right for eating.Bananas aren't too bad, and the skin gives you a pretty good indicator of what's inside. Persimmons however are fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Borderline unpopular opinion, but surely the default position when on a staircase etc should be to walk on the left. It seems to be the opposite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Borderline unpopular opinion, but surely the default position when on a staircase etc should be to walk on the left. It seems to be the opposite. As a southpaw how could I stab you if I'm walking on the left, eh? You've got to consider these things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 The lack of consistency when it comes to team names, for example (courtesy of the BBC): 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 28 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The lack of consistency when it comes to team names, for example (courtesy of the BBC): Fans of Arbroath Athletic will be up in arms about this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Folk calling a robin 'a robin red-breast'. Just call it a robin, you c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 What about those blue tits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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