Hedgecutter Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 BBC Breakfast trying to pass itself off as a morning news programme when it's now just wall-to-wall sob-story interviews broken up by a football story and a dash of Carol Kirkwood. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) The increasing usage of the word m****l as a term of abuse. I pulled a Scottish fan two rows behind me on Friday night up about it. The response was. "Okay, the referee's a sp***ic then". Arsehole. We probably need a Things that Really get on your Fucking Tits thread. Edited June 17 by Cosmic Joe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 3 hours ago, BFTD said: Surprised it's not one of the places we've Anglicised. "Girl's Kitchen" sounds about right. Is that similar to a lady garden? Anyway, I need to visit Swindon tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEE! When you lose the charging cable for a gizmo, type in the EXACT manufacturer's name and the item model number into your search engine and find about a billion 'hits', none of which mention the make and model number you type in, not even the fkkn company that made the d@mn thing. And...... breathe..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 17 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEE! When you lose the charging cable for a gizmo, type in the EXACT manufacturer's name and the item model number into your search engine and find about a billion 'hits', none of which mention the make and model number you type in, not even the fkkn company that made the d@mn thing. And...... breathe..... Most fleshlight chargers should work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that similar to a lady garden? Anyway, I need to visit Swindon tomorrow. Enjoy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: BBC Breakfast trying to pass itself off as a morning news programme when it's now just wall-to-wall sob-story interviews broken up by a football story and a dash of Carol Kirkwood. The wee (D)Dash of oor Carol not enough to brighten your morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 43 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Enjoy... Looking at it on Google Maps, I'm getting too old to drive on things like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 5 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Looking at it on Google Maps, I'm getting too old to drive on things like that. Easier than you would imagine. You just have to stop thinking and put the foot down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 On 15/06/2024 at 14:09, scottsdad said: Nothing beats the Columbo Derby, Peterhead v Falkirk. I’m not sure that it is, but if the Philippines abbreviation is PLS then them away to Bosnia would be the Snoop Dogg tie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that similar to a lady garden? Anyway, I need to visit Swindon tomorrow. We went past a restaurant called ‘Fish District’ last night, which I’m definitely keeping as a euph. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 23 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: BBC Breakfast trying to pass itself off as a morning news programme when it's now just wall-to-wall sob-story interviews broken up by a football story and a dash of Carol Kirkwood. 40 years of breakfast tv and people still watch it. Glutens for punishment, you deserve what you get. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 20 minutes ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: 40 years of breakfast tv and people still watch it. Glutens for punishment, you deserve what you get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 On 17/06/2024 at 08:57, Hedgecutter said: and a dash of Carol Kirkwood. She's only on for 90 seconds, you have to be quick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 (edited) The guys in ‘ultras’ groups who stand at the front holding a megaphone, not even watching the game, but ‘conducting’ the crowd… every single one of them I’d love to see slapped in the puss’. I have no basis in fact for this, but I reckon every one of them think they’re some sort of special uber-fan. I just think they’re cuntos who need a megaphone shoved up their arse sideways. See also ‘Manolo’ that Spanish drummer. His sort - El Cunto. Jeez, I’m in a right old mood this morning. Edited June 18 by pozbaird 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 2 hours ago, pozbaird said: The guys in ‘ultras’ groups who stand at the front holding a megaphone, not even watching the game, but ‘conducting’ the crowd… every single one of them I’d love to see slapped in the puss’. I have no basis in fact for this, but I reckon every one of them think they’re some sort of special uber-fan. I just think they’re cuntos who need a megaphone shoved up their arse sideways. See also ‘Manolo’ that Spanish drummer. His sort - El Cunto. Jeez, I’m in a right old mood this morning. Please also add the bawbags with the flags that obliterate the view of about 50 fans behind them every time they wave the bloody things, and arseholes with flares (trousers or the smoky variety). I actually am there to watch the football. Main stand and a pie and bovril for me these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 On 17/06/2024 at 13:36, Newbornbairn said: Easier than you would imagine. You just have to stop thinking and put the foot down. I see you have driven on Spanish roundabouts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: I see you have driven on Spanish roundabouts or as they're known in Dundee: Circ-Els 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: I see you have driven on Spanish roundabouts Spanish roundabouts are hilarious. Found there's totally different rules for inner city ones than the main roads, or so it appeared! But the sound advice is pick a gap, time your speed and just go... which worked out fine while I was over there. Although being 19 and driving a left hand drive minibus, everyone stayed out my way anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Hayfever got me this morning when I was driving into work. Taken an antihistamine now but I look like I have been pepper sprayed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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