flogelsleftpeg Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 He's not my dad's mate. He's a guy who hangs about with usand he's developed a thing for me. It's disgusting. His baws probably hit his knees when he's walking. He's been told both diplomatically, and, more latterly, bluntly, that I'm not interested! However, he says I should try it out because he can please a girl. Some girls like big balls Ill have you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*bullywee* Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What age are you? I'm 21. He's the wrong side of 50. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I'm 21. He's the wrong side of 50. weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 It was a cheap, low blow.Apologies? Accepted. Nae offence taken. NB. That's genuine, BTW. No SPLWWW sulkiness from me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Take the ring back Kilt, she will only start to want you back when you stop chasing her all the time, trust me, Im an expert on seduction Did your right hand miss you when you stopped chasing it, Mister Loverman (SHABBA!)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 65 quid for 2 bras 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 65 quid for 2 bras I've said it before and I'll say it again, Ai Caramba! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 P&B is hosted on a TESCO value server. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 IPS errors make me sad I can't read and post things on P&B and reach 1000 posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 It would be fitting if your 1000th post was in the gambling forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 ISP errors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 It would be fitting if your 1000th post was in the gambling forum. I'd say it's 1/2 it's in the gambling forum, 6/4 elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I'd say it's 1/2 it's in the gambling forum, 6/4 elsewhere. Can I put a trixie bet on that? What is a trixie bet anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Can I put a trixie bet on that? What is a trixie bet anyway? You must be sobber to even ask that question 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You can't no, as there has to be at least 3 options for a trixie bet, hence your joke doesn't work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You must be sobber to even ask that question Yeah, I've been greetin' a lot recently. I blame the wifes soup. You can't no, as there has to be at least 3 options for a trixie bet, hence your joke doesn't work Most of them don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Life is like a pubic hair on the toilet seat. Sooner or later, you get pissed off. He's just jealous that someone's got some hair left to lose Do you go bald 'down there' when you get older? - nope just grey Nah but it's symbollock That's f'king terrible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Did your right hand miss you when you stopped chasing it, Mister Loverman (SHABBA!)? Ask LauraMcB - she will confirm im the master 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Ask LauraMcB - she will confirm im the master Not sure I wanna know.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted September 1, 2007 Author Share Posted September 1, 2007 Hangovers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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