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Antenatal class last night had an hour of physio.

The Physio was a late 50's women, who when describing what she wanted you to do, would emphasise the areas she was looking to flex, this included her moving her hand from her chest to her fanny far too often.

If you just say vagina I get the idea, no need to lead my eye to your old kipper trench. :angry:

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The girl I took home from Rosies last weekend won't stop texting me.

She wants me to go out with her but she's a fat mess.

I asked her to have a 3 way with me and my flatmate to try to put her off me and make her think I'm a complete sleeze. I told her I wanted to put cat-nip in her creaseage because it turned me on and still she was fucking up for it.

I'm honestly going to have to tell her bluntly that she was a one off beer goggles job before she takes any notice that I don't like her.

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The girl I took home from Rosies last weekend won't stop texting me.

She wants me to go out with her but she's a fat mess.

I asked her to have a 3 way with me and my flatmate to try to put her off me and make her think I'm a complete sleeze. I told her I wanted to put cat-nip in her creaseage because it turned me on and still she was fucking up for it.

I'm honestly going to have to tell her bluntly that she was a one off beer goggles job before she takes any notice that I don't like her.

:lol::lol:

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The girl I took home from Rosies last weekend won't stop texting me.

She wants me to go out with her but she's a fat mess.

I asked her to have a 3 way with me and my flatmate to try to put her off me and make her think I'm a complete sleeze. I told her I wanted to put cat-nip in her creaseage because it turned me on and still she was fucking up for it.

I'm honestly going to have to tell her bluntly that she was a one off beer goggles job before she takes any notice that I don't like her.

Could you please point her in my direction, there's a good chap....! :ph34r:;)

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Could you please point her in my direction, there's a good chap....! :ph34r:;)

You're welcome to her! I'll pass on your number if you wish.

Any girl willing to have Cat-Nip shoved up their c**t for a boy they barely know's sexual excitement is just not my cup of tea.

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Having to sort out the council tax. Am dreading it as various people I know have had problems sorting it out regarding student discount. Worried that it never got sorted out when my sis left uni, and we've not been paying for 2 years, or that they don't think I was a student...

This is what happens when it all get's dealt with (IE paid for) by other people...

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Having to sort out the council tax. Am dreading it as various people I know have had problems sorting it out regarding student discount. Worried that it never got sorted out when my sis left uni, and we've not been paying for 2 years, or that they don't think I was a student...

This is what happens when it all get's dealt with (IE paid for) by other people...

Go down and do it in person. No other way of communicating with those idiots seems to work. You only need to look for my posts on the subject to see the trouble I had with them.

*Click*

*Click*

MORONS!

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Go down and do it in person. No other way of communicating with those idiots seems to work. You only need to look for my posts on the subject to see the trouble I had with them.

*Click*

*Click*

MORONS!

Aye, trouble is I don't know where the paperwork is or who has it. Seeing how useless they seem to be, they will undoubtedly require me to find it before they can do anything.

Have emailed them and will wait a little bit before marching down to moan at them.

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The girl I took home from Rosies last weekend won't stop texting me.

She wants me to go out with her but she's a fat mess.

I asked her to have a 3 way with me and my flatmate to try to put her off me and make her think I'm a complete sleeze. I told her I wanted to put cat-nip in her creaseage because it turned me on and still she was fucking up for it.

I'm honestly going to have to tell her bluntly that she was a one off beer goggles job before she takes any notice that I don't like her.

:lol:

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Rangers fans buying up tickets for the East Fife end for the forthcoming cup tie!!! :angry:

Edited to add

Rangers Fans getting seats on the free busses being put on by the Club to take fans to EEP!!! :angry::angry::angry:

Edited by King Kebab
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Rangers fans buying up tickets for the East Fife end for the forthcoming cup tie!!! :angry:

Edited to add

Rangers Fans getting seats on the free busses being put on by the Club to take fans to EEP!!! :angry::angry::angry:

You've only actually got about 500 or so hardcore fans, so I'd be more annoyed that people were actually masquerading as East Fife fans for this glamour tie.

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You've only actually got about 500 or so hardcore fans, so I'd be more annoyed that people were actually masquerading as East Fife fans for this glamour tie.

I can honestly say that that is not true, I would be surprised if we have had a crowd under 900 in the last two seasons!!!

I can add photographic evidence of this!!!

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Now from this photo you can clearly see the tunnel in the middle of the stand, the ground holds 2000 thats 1000 seats on either side of the tunnel, the attendance for this game against Forfar was "Officially" 729!!!

Can you see 300 empty seats in the East Fife end???

Neither can I!!!

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