Savage Henry Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 We have another typhoon coming to Tokyo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 I bought a new car last week and there was a small fault with it,The battery light came on sometimes and stayed on.The garage came and picked it up and claim they fixed it,Guess what it has came on again twice today. I am not paying £7000 for a car and that happening with the first few days of owning it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Power cut for an hour or so this afternoon, I missed the first half of the ****-Arabs game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 I've read that cheese thread, and now I really want some cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Wheres Adam gone like? Theres always Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 i've broke my toe and damaged foot tedons playing drunken football in forfar yesterday i can't miss college this week at all and will have to just hobble in against doctors orders also can't miss my chance with kate nash tomorrow night, wonder if she likes folk with a gammy foot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Wheres Adam gone like? Theres always Kilt Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeJay Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 now I really want some cheese. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Jokes thread for that kind of pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Fiorentina. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Belfast_Hibby Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 People with nasal accents annoy me. I just can't stand talking to them, or listening to them in any shape way or form 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Everton tickets seem to have been temporarily misplaced. I had a quick look for them earlier but to no avail. I found some horrid, horrid artciles under my bed, that really should have been binned a while ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Part of my job is chasing unpaid invoices. This means listening to people generally squirm and lie and tell some fascinating stories. On one such occasion I could barely conceal my laughter as a desperate accountant tried to bamboozle me with tales of how it's the law that only one person is allowed to sign all the company's cheques and that nominated person had been out of the office since 1991. But today just took the fucking biscuit. It took the whole jar. In fact, it came in, sat at the klitchen table munching the contents of the jar and then changed the locks on my back door (fnar) so that I can't get back into my house while snacking on my garibaldis (fnar,sneck) Here it is: I called a customer in St. Helens to chase up an invoice, and it appears they have changed their telephone system to the dreaded automatic push button one. So, I'm settling in for an afternoon of Fonejacker 'you have selected a one bedroom maisonette in Chorley' style confusion, and what happens? The automated voice starts talking. In a heavy African accent. In fucking St. Helens. In Merseyside!!!! What kind of fucking muppet said: "Yes, an automated message, that needs to be clear, I think we'll choose Ngumo for that one, she probably speaks a bit of English by now." I know it's probably in their 'inclusion policy', but don't they want their customers and suppliers to interact with them properly? I had to listen to the damned thing four times to have any idea what sort of button I was supposed to push, and then, finally, when I got through to an actual human? She was French I asked to be back to Ngumo. I haven't a clue what she was talking about, but at least she wasn't a cheese eating surrender monkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeJay Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 People with nasal accents annoy me. I just can't stand talking to them, or listening to them in any shape way or form ala your manager, John Collins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Ticket touts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Belfast_Hibby Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 ala your manager, John Collins? Or that fucker that presents UTV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skully Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 People with nasal accents annoy me. I just can't stand talking to them, or listening to them in any shape way or form what about if they' got a cold? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 RiG's ignoring me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 RiG's ignoring me. What did ye do like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 What did ye do like? Nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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