Guest Adz-Brfc Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Raith HAHAHAHA !! shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 dumbarton football club. i fuckin hate them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 dumbarton football club. i fuckin hate them. What he said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 What they said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I don't know what in the name of christ I've done to my back, but I'm in pain anytime I try to move. Sitting at the keyboard is so painful I can only last a few minutes before I need to lie on the floor Help! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I don't know what in the name of christ I've done to my back, but I'm in pain anytime I try to move. Sitting at the keyboard is so painful I can only last a few minutes before I need to lie on the floor Help! Aye? Well f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Aye? Well f**k off. Who stole your lolly....Or did your team loose today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Raith Simple pay back for the goal you didn;t merit earlier on in the season! Mon Brechin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Who stole your lolly....Or did your team loose today? My lolly was blackcurrant, and the guy that siole it was a big boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Simple pay back for the goal you didn;t merit earlier on in the season! Mon Brechin! You're still c**ts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I still haven`t driven the Zafira yet. Vauxhall really are shit. I woke up this morning to see that some fucker had ripped the wing mirror off the Lancia and lobbed it into our garden. I am so glad that it happend while I was asleep because I would have ripped the p***ks lungs out if I had seen them doing it. Fucking c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I still haven`t driven the Zafira yet. Vauxhall really are shit.I woke up this morning to see that some fucker had ripped the wing mirror off the Lancia and lobbed it into our garden. I am so glad that it happend while I was asleep because I would have ripped the p***ks lungs out if I had seen them doing it. Fucking c**t. I cannnot understand why people do that I got into my van today and some c**t had egged it???????Why buy some eggs then throw them at a van????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I cannnot understand why people do that I got into my van today and some c**t had egged it???????Why buy some eggs then throw them at a van????? It`s a bit of a pisser when the mirror fitting isn`t easy to get a hold of. I swear Id hve kicked the shite out the fucker if I had caught him. At least he had the gumption to lob it into my front garden. The car was out in front of my garages at the back of my house and then there is a long lane up the side of the property and they have lobbed it in there probably not realising its all the same house. Its petty shitty stuff like this that annoys me more than anything else. I could take some random coming up and belting me in the face easier than I took this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 also. That female commentator on Match of the Day. She is rubbish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 also.That female commentator on Match of the Day. She is rubbish. She really is fucking shocking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adz-Brfc Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 match of the day its shite now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Stupid, ignorant impatient muppets that cant wait 10 seconds to let you get off the train, but insist on crowding in front of the doors when you are trying to get off. Not only that, they get right upitty when you push your way through. There was one right stupid old sow tonight who placed herself right in the middle of the doorway, for what reason, god only knows. Bieng of a mind that its not right for a guy to shove a silly old sow roughly out the way i squeezed past her.......only to see Mrs GC shove her squarely out the way Mrs GC also gave her and all the other muppets a right mouthful of 'correction', as she calls it Ah, the good old current wife. She could start a fight in an empty house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Raith What he said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 100 Best Stand Up Comedians. Bill Hicks was 6th. SIXTH. Channel 4 viewers are c**ts. In fact, they are smelly disease ridden c**ts who have no hope of ever getting the mainge out of their manky lady passage. I have seen this before, and you'd think the outrage would have passed by now, wouldn't you? But no, it fucking hasn't. But not because I'm a burning fire of righteous passion, it's because I'm usually quite drunk and I forget a lot of things that I have seen, particularly if it's on telly late at night. Harry Hill was voted 5th funniest stand-up ever. Now, I'm no expert (I fucking am though, because I'm funnier than Hill, and I can prove it), but Hill is the kind of useless dribbling w**ker that modern British audiences just cannot wait to imbibe. You see, as long as a comedian is doing harmless stuff about ducks or newsreaders, and he's doing it in a wonderfully off the cuff manner, he's lauded in Britain! Yes, let's ensure that under no circumstances does anything we either watch on our spoon fed channels of fucking mind-control reality tv, or our theatres full of placid anodyne self-serving parasite fucks parading a variety of ultra mundane routines about how hilarious it would be if one traded medicine for fame in any way challenge us at all. Let's make certain that we can watch some sweat ridden cockney ponce make his body into a slightly bendy shape for our chortles, or maybe be a bit Geordie and talk about scary pot plants. Ooooohh, that's a bit surreal, so I guess that curly haired fucking nonce must be the next comedy superstar, eh? You people make me fucking sick. You will literally watch anything, won't you? Peter Kay is the second funniest stand up in this country, if you believe the Channel 4 voters. SECOND??? Who was first, the rest of the fucking nation? That fat w**kbag couldn't make me laugh if he got run over by a greyhound and flat cap delivery truck, although I might pretend to conga in glee ( that aint laughing ). Oh, Rola Cola, mind when your mam bought it? Look, I'm walking around trying to get a signal on my phone, aren't I Northern? Eeeeeee!!!! That isn't comedy, it's a seventies shopping list with an exaggerated Lancashire accent. Die, you snake oil pushing charlatan f**k. I fucking wish nothing but misery and pestilence on the populus of this filthy pox-infested 'sceptered isle'. If you vote for these dicks, these incredibly egotistical Hitler-diary discovering Scarlet Pimpernells then all I can wish on you, the nation, is a huge big fucking bomb sent by Al Qaeda. I'm serious folks, you need wiped out and we need to breed a new planet of humans with a sense of other humans humour. Bring then terror on, I will clap and cheer as Bovine Britain burns to a fucking cinder. f**k the lot of you, I'm off to my bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Second and sixth indeed. Pah. Hill and kay first and second. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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