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Stupid GPs who make idiotic referrals.

'Yes, well you see she's got breast cancer, and she's just had major abdominal surgery...'

For breast cancer?

'Aaah - well, maybe it was ovarian cancer... but you see she's had this major surgery, and the wound is not healing...'

Have you spoken to the surgeon on call?

'But she's got cancer!'

Yes, but if it's a post-op problem then it's a surgical referral

'But the surgery was for cancer!'

*headdesk*

I despair, I really do.

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Stupid GPs who make idiotic referrals.

'Yes, well you see she's got breast cancer, and she's just had major abdominal surgery...'

For breast cancer?

'Aaah - well, maybe it was ovarian cancer... but you see she's had this major surgery, and the wound is not healing...'

Have you spoken to the surgeon on call?

'But she's got cancer!'

Yes, but if it's a post-op problem then it's a surgical referral

'But the surgery was for cancer!'

*headdesk*

I despair, I really do.

my sisters favorite was a hand injury that couldnt walk, her reply down the phone was,

"so your telling me they walk on their hands!" :lol::lol::lol:

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Is that annoyance at the disrespect of Jesus or just the actual word 'Chrimbo'?

Couldn't give a toss about Jesus but the word Crimbo does my head in. The first time I ever heard it spoken was years ago on an episode of Brookside. I cannot believe that it is gaining a foothold in Scottish vocabulary.

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Everyone else is going out and getting pissed, dressing up as santa at the football and I've still got 8 hours left of a 52 hour week. Plus I'm working the 23rd and 24th and the 27th, 28th, 29th and 30th :angry: . Roll on Hogmanay and Morton away on the 3rd :) .

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:P yerself.

I was only 21 at the time, fairly naive and thus quite shocked. I ended up shagging his far more attractive mate though :D

Aye, you're all absolute wankers :P

Learning young is a valuable lesson that you should be happy about.

That we are.

:P indeed.

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