saints1884 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 It's like a cattle market in tesco in Perth. Why do people have to use the small self-service checkouts when they have a trolly full of food. All I wanted to do was get a few things and get out of there,it took me more than twenty mins to get to the checkout.(I only had five thiings.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 It's like a cattle market in tesco in Perth. Why do people have to use the small self-service checkouts when they have a trolly full of food. All I wanted to do was get a few things and get out of there,it took me more than twenty mins to get to the checkout.(I only had five thiings.) That really annoys me. I got held up some numptie in Asda one night and by the time i got to the check out it had gone ten and i wasnt allowed the drink i had. Fummmmmming. Also why does it come as a surprise to women and it usually is women, that at a normal check out after everthing has beeen scanned packed away etc,that the supermarket would actually like you to pay for th stuff. Q ten mins faffing about for purse money etc, fluster faff, faff fluster. Good god!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) That really annoys me. I got held up some numptie in Asda one night and by the time i got to the check out it had gone ten and i wasnt allowed the drink i had. Fummmmmming.Also why does it come as a surprise to women and it usually is women, that at a normal check out after everthing has beeen scanned packed away etc,that the supermarket would actually like you to pay for th stuff. Q ten mins faffing about for purse money etc, fluster faff, faff fluster. Good god!!!! I allways take my wallet out before I reach the checkout,it save a lot of hassle. One good thing that happend today,I got to pay for something(James' Christmas gift) at the electrical counter so that saved some time. B) Edited December 22, 2008 by saints1884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 That really annoys me. I got held up some numptie in Asda one night and by the time i got to the check out it had gone ten and i wasnt allowed the drink i had. Fummmmmming.Also why does it come as a surprise to women and it usually is women, that at a normal check out after everthing has beeen scanned packed away etc,that the supermarket would actually like you to pay for th stuff. Q ten mins faffing about for purse money etc, fluster faff, faff fluster. Good god!!!! At the same time as I was patiently (OK, not so patiently then) waiting for two women to do this at the checkout on Saturday, a middle aged bloke behind me was doing his best to lodge his trolly in my arse cleft. Where exactly did he think I was going to go when two women with a trolly each were blocking the path in fromt of me, and my purchases were on the conveyor awaiting scanning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Where exactly did he think I was going to go when two women with a trolly each were blocking the path in fromt of me, and my purchases were on the conveyor awaiting scanning? His place for some sexy-time? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 His place for some sexy-time? That's just wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 His place for some sexy-time? I'm fairly open minded, but I can't see how the use of a shopping trolly would enhance carnal relations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) I'm fairly open minded, but I can't see how the use of a shopping trolly would enhance carnal relations. Shotts' foreplay I believe it's called... Edited December 22, 2008 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyt Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 That really annoys me. I got held up some numptie in Asda one night and by the time i got to the check out it had gone ten and i wasnt allowed the drink i had. Fummmmmming.Also why does it come as a surprise to women and it usually is women, that at a normal check out after everthing has beeen scanned packed away etc,that the supermarket would actually like you to pay for th stuff. Q ten mins faffing about for purse money etc, fluster faff, faff fluster. Good god!!!! just to add to your argument about women at check outs,do women suffer from loss of direction when shopping.when i was in tescos waiting for a woman to write a cheque out for her shopping(two items) after a good couple of minutes searching for cheque book first then pen,she asks the girl on the checkout who will i make it out to.ffs its no that hard your in tescos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Shotts' foreplay I believe it's called... I thought that described using a cucumber retrieved from the waste bin of your local Tescos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Cricket is still alive, not amused! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I was absolutely wankered last night. Woke up absolutely fine this morning, but now I've been hit with another ninja hangover. Sneaky b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Cricket is still alive, not amused! Why not release a pet that eats crickets under the floorboards? Then, when that eats the crickets, put down a slightly larger animal to eat the new inhabitant. Keep that up, and eventually you'll be putting a lion under the floorboards, which means you've won the battle, because lions don't fit under floorboards. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Why not just tell a really shite joke, then the cricket will have to come out and make that "chirping in a silent room" noise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 How to remove a cricket from a flat...Got me stumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 standing in a queue in debenhams today, the old lady behind me didnt stop moaning about the size of the queue! seriously!!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 The traffic in Glasgow city center today Fucking more buses than you could wave a stick at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I thought that described using a cucumber retrieved from the waste bin of your local Tescos? I could be mistaken. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Why not just tell a really shite joke, then the cricket will have to come out and make that "chirping in a silent room" noise? So Day One stick an egg, a Mars Bar and a Dairylea Cheese Triangle through a hole in the floorboards. Repeat above every day for six days. Day Seven, replace the Mars Bar with a hammer and stick the egg and the Dairylea Cheese Triangle through the hole in the floorboards and take a firm grip on the hammer. Shortly afterwards the Cricket will stick its head through the hole and cry "Where the f**k is the Mars Bar?" It's at this point you beat its brains out with the hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) Eastenders' Janine's voice whenever she has to shout Edited December 22, 2008 by Gall09 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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