Enigma Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Subway for dinner, great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Trimmed my balls. Big mistake, now where did i put that lotion... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Till operators who, when giving me my change, place notes in my hand then pile the coins on top. Maybe if all customers weren't cunts they might treat you better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Trimmed my balls. Big mistake, now where did i put that lotion... Why stop at the pubes eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 101 Places Not to Visit on a Sunday Night: Number 34: WOLVERHAMPTON! Honestly, if you didn't laugh you'd cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 101 Places Not to Visit on a Sunday Night: Number 34: WOLVERHAMPTON! Honestly, if you didn't laugh you'd cry. Why were you there on a Sunday night and why should i not visit it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 The Shockwaves ads on Spotify are really getting on my wick at the minute. What makes them think that constantly bombarding me with their ads will make me want to buy their products? Since I have fairly long hair it's also irrelevant. I honestly don't know what's worse, those ones or the cocaine ads... it seems that advertisers are thinking that in order for campaigns to be successful, the ads need to be as purposely annoying as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Why were you there on a Sunday night and why should i not visit it? Had to go to the RAF base near there today so stayed last night. Imagine Perth's geography combined with Arbroath's culture. Really really dull place. Ghost town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Had to go to the RAF base near there today so stayed last night. Imagine Perth's geography combined with Arbroath's culture. Really really dull place. Ghost town. That does indeed sound shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 The Shockwaves ads on Spotify are really getting on my wick at the minute. What makes them think that constantly bombarding me with their ads will make me want to buy their products? Since I have fairly long hair it's also irrelevant. I honestly don't know what's worse, those ones or the cocaine ads... it seems that advertisers are thinking that in order for campaigns to be successful, the ads need to be as purposely annoying as possible. The ad irritating me the most on there just now is the one telling you how you can be free from ads if you just pay..... blah blah... these websites that rely on advertising, I don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Not understanding half the stuff my son says to me these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Imagine Perth's geography combined with Arbroath's culture. Really really dull place. Ghost town. Ouch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I think I must be the only person in the world who doesn't find the "Leigh Griffiths Starts A Blog" thread in the first division forum funny in the slightest. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I'm in that shitty situation where I have strong feelings for a friend's girlfriend. Argh. I never go for the easy ones :'( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 One of my flatmates deciding that 9.15am on a Sunday is a good time to play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" at full blast. Luckily I was already up but I still don't want to hear that pish, especially at that time. 9.15am a-fucking-gain -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 9.15am a-fucking-gain Point out that you prefer the lie-in in the morning rather than the lion sleeps tonight in the morning; and a knife down the back of the CD/ MP3 dropped in toilet when she is out puts and end to the news and highlights your point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 i need a long long holiday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I think I must be the only person in the world who doesn't find the "Leigh Griffiths Starts A Blog" thread in the first division forum funny in the slightest. The problem's clearly with you then. And dundeebarry, on a much deeper level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I'm in that shitty situation where I have strong feelings for a friend's girlfriend. Argh. I never go for the easy ones :'( Have a w**k about her, then forget it. Fucking about with a mates bird/ex is lower than the 3rd button on a snakes waistcoat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 (edited) 9.15am a-fucking-gain Hammer....sound system....sound system...hammer repeat as required either that or get some death metal for playing when they go to bed. Edited March 9, 2010 by MP_MFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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