endieinreekie Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Now that's never been in dispute. She is cracking, especially if you don't look at her face. She's Colombian isn't she? I'd FARC her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 What age are you!?! I've been going strong since around 97! It didn't do much at the time, but boy, was I intrigued! 22. The man jam started flowing around the time that video came out, so I was really only counting 'proper' wanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 I have the f*cking superman tune stuck in my head. Comb your hair! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Gaz. You c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Was helping my gaffer out at a coaching thing and Michael Renwick was strolling around, tosser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Gaz. You c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I'm no fan of bus drivers, as the likes of capybara can testify from my posts in the past, but I was firmly on this guy's side after the barrage of abuse he took off some stupid bint yesterday, which was completely out of order. Said bint got on the bus when I was going home from work and had her child with her, who must have been about seven or eight at a guess. Anyway the bus is in transit and said child is running about generally annoying people and refusing to sit down, despite half-arsed attempts from mother request this. Anyway the bus pulls into the bus stop and let's someone on. The child is still moving around freely but the bus proceeds to start moving out of the bus stop. However the driver suddenly stops when he sees a couple of cars coming up alongside late so driver applies the brakes to prevent collision. A perfectly normal thing to do. In doing so, the child goes flying and lands in a heap on the floor and starts the screaming process. Driver pops his head out the cab, makes sure the kid's okay and is on his way. By this time the mother, finally, gets up off her arse and attends to her child, who suffered nothing more than a fright. So when the bus pulls into her stop, she starts calling him a "f****** idiot" among other things and telling him her child could have been severley hurt. The guy's basically getting the full 12 inch mix accompanied by expletives and abuse. As I witness this, I'm musing over how stupid the woman was in the first place for not even trying to get her kid to sit down on a moving bus then having the audacity to start blowing up at the driver as if it's his fault. I'm no parent myself, but is this the standard we're at now? If it is, I worry for future generations if this bitch is anything to go by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Starting work early is shite, but it's the only the way i can beat the hideous edinburgh traffic in the mornings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Fog lights. It's been raining here and I've lost count of the number of cars I've seen with their feckin rear fog lights on. Why? In the rain it's almost impossible to see the brake lights. I'd like to see a device installed into cars that controls the fog light. If it's severe fog then the lights are turned on, any other time they are off and the driver can't control them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombre Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Comb your hair! Ha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Walked the whole way into uni and have just realised I left the one thing I needed for today at home. What a waste of an hours walk that was! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Trying to get through these reports for college at my work while i've got the chance, but after forth trip of the day for a dump to the toilet and four cups of black coffee shows just how low my motivation seems to be right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Pay day isn't till next Wednesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I managed to delete a thread by mistake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napolean Dynamite Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Doctor, you should have got said bint telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 i just found some of the 'area' patter quite funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I managed to delete a thread by mistake You couldn't make it a double and delete by mistake the Area Patter thread, by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 You couldn't make it a double and delete by mistake the Area Patter thread, by any chance? I like your avatar. My PTTGOYN - My arms are absolutely aching from the gym yesterday. I'm going again tomorrow, and I know right now that it's going to be a struggle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 The water urn is out of action meaning another lengthy trip to the other end of the office for a coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 The water urn is out of action meaning another lengthy trip to the other end of the office for a coffee FFS, are there no wummen at your place? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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