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Swing and a miss.

Luckily despite failing the assignment, you're still well positioned to get a place at the fabled University of Life. Or Caley.

Your patter is seriously shite, BTW.

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While we're on easy school years, let's not forget 6th year. What a glorious, glorious year that was.

Oh hell yes, what a beautifully lazy time. I did absolutely atrociously* as a result. So shite infact that I matched none of my conditionals (I applied for 6 Business courses then got a C in Business :lol:). Was a truly devestating moment when I thought I'd completely chucked it, until I checked online to find my first choice had let me in anyway. Pretty much the only time I've pulled this exact face:

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* I became absolutely shit hot at table tennis so I did gain something from it.

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Oh hell yes, what a beautifully lazy time. I did absolutely atrociously* as a result. So shite infact that I matched none of my conditionals (I applied for 6 Business courses then got a C in Business :lol:). Was a truly devestating moment when I thought I'd completely chucked it, until I checked online to find my first choice had let me in anyway. Pretty much the only time I've pulled this exact face:

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* I became absolutely shit hot at table tennis so I did gain something from it.

Dundee did this to me as well and I didn't bother checking until results day which meant three months of solid stress and worry was born out of my laziness to type in my UCAS ID.

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Dundee did this to me as well and I didn't bother checking until results day which meant three months of solid stress and worry was born out of my laziness to type in my UCAS ID.

:lol: Wow, I bow to your superior laziness brother.

My guidance teacher, who had done the Uni applications for donkeys years, said my personal statement was the best he'd ever read. Considering I wasn't even close to the entry requirements (I got KB'd from Napier but accepted from Strathclyde :lol:). I'm figuring the statement must have helped.

Even then I was too lazy to write that so asked my ma to do one for me. Thanks mum.

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"You're".

Not that the sentence made any sense even with the correction. The University of Life must have seriously low standards.

As a name / noun, should 'vikingTon' not start with a capital letter? Would be quite rich to slate someone's spelling, grammar or whatever with a username like that. :P

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Cash machines that don't tell you at the start they have no money available. What they do instead is let you put in your PIN, select £50 or whatever and then tell you that 'you are unable to use this service at this time', making you think some c**t's raided your bank account or something.

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Phoned Kwik Fit last month to tell them I didn't want to renew my car insurance with them.

The b*****ds have just gone and taken £195 out my bank account, which is even more than they were shafting me for all of last year!

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Phoned Kwik Fit last month to tell them I didn't want to renew my car insurance with them.

The b*****ds have just gone and taken £195 out my bank account, which is even more than they were shafting me for all of last year!

Rip Off Britain / Watchdog love this type of thing involving the bigger companies. They'll have them for breakfast.

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Rip Off Britain / Watchdog love this type of thing involving the bigger companies. They'll have them for breakfast.

They can have what's left after I've finished with them. Arseholes...

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