Hedgecutter Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Coming back into the client office after a weeks holiday and finding an email in your inbox saying that today's your last day after being here for 15 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 When you drive up to a junction and your view is obscured by a hedge or a wall so you lean forward to see what's coming and the seatbelt locks bringing you to an unexpected sudden halt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) When you drive up to a junction and your view is obscured by a hedge or a wall so you lean forward to see what's coming and the seatbelt locks bringing you to an unexpected sudden halt. This in entirety. Pain in the hole. Edited May 31, 2012 by TurbineTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Having a nice wee skive at work, taking a client on the maid o' the forth out to the islands..... Going over the speed bump at the car park, my exhaust broke in two Mine is on its last legs so i had better get it done. No doubt i will need to put up with the usual stuff from those garages trying to sell me the whole system while i only need a back box. The last time i got a couple of tyres i went back to work the guy must of called 3 or 4 times. Ohhh you need this ohhh you need that. 2 tyres please balance them and call me when it is ready. Is that so hard to understand!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 When the bus you are on is just about to pull away from a bus stop when someone appears from a side street and starts ruinning for the bus so the driver stops to let them on, and then about 20 other people appear from nowhere and you have to wait for them to get on aswell. Happens most of the time at 8am! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Mine is on its last legs so i had better get it done. No doubt i will need to put up with the usual stuff from those garages trying to sell me the whole system while i only need a back box. The last time i got a couple of tyres i went back to work the guy must of called 3 or 4 times. Ohhh you need this ohhh you need that. 2 tyres please balance them and call me when it is ready. Is that so hard to understand!!!!! It's in at the garage. I've also got a small water leak, I'm praying it's not the radiator as it's going to be a fucking expensive month. I need four tyres as well, but that can wait till I do a few overtime shifts. I bought the wife a 147 the other night, at least that's driving well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I've also got a small water leak, It'll be your age, get a catheter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 It'll be your age, get a catheter. Swing and a miss, you should have made a prostrate/KY attempt at a joke. 2/10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Swing and a miss, you should have made a prostrate/KY attempt at a joke. 2/10. Prostrate as well, can't be easy lying there with the pish flying out you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I spilled some Stella on the laminate in the living room. Before I could get a cloth, the dog had lapped the lot up, now she's lying on the couch resting her chin on the remote control. I will have to watch BBC Alba until the bitch falls asleep, she's a nasty drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I spilled some Stella on the laminate in the living room. Before I could get a cloth, the dog had lapped the lot up, now she's lying on the couch resting her chin on the remote control. I will have to watch BBC Alba until the bitch falls asleep, she's a nasty drunk. Aye but what about the dug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Pulled a muscle in my back so can barely move, have suddenly developed hayfever and a to-do list as long as my arm at work. Not my best day so far. Ah nightmare. Is it a strain or a tear? Tore my calf a few years back. 4 weeks to heal and another 2 before I trained again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Bevy Squad Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 When my b*****d dug starts mooching when I'm eating....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 When my b*****d dug starts mooching when I'm eating....... NSFW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 When my b*****d dug starts mooching when I'm eating....... Stop eating out of it's bowl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Ah nightmare. Is it a strain or a tear? Tore my calf a few years back. 4 weeks to heal and another 2 before I trained again. Just twisted it a bit. Loosened off when I managed to force myself to walk about a bit but still sore. Not been out running this week but managed a wee game of 5s tonight (didn't move out of about a 5 yard radius lol) and it wasn't bad. Hopefully ok again by the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 That Russel Howard has a career as a comedian. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Prostrate as well, can't be easy lying there with the pish flying out you. Bloody iPhone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 When my b*****d dug starts mooching when I'm eating....... Keep a toffee handy. That keeps them occupied for ages. And its funny watching them too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I spilled some Stella on the laminate in the living room. Before I could get a cloth, the dog had lapped the lot up, now she's lying on the couch resting her chin on the remote control. I will have to watch BBC Alba until the bitch falls asleep, she's a nasty drunk. This made me LOL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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