Reina Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Prospective employers who canna even be ersed reading your CV before calling you and asking f*cking obvious questions.................. ..................if you read it beyond the phone number you'd know the answer! I'm pretty sure they do that to check you're not lying on the form. Kind of like when bouncers ask for your date of birth when they've got your ID in their hands. Not that that's happened to me in a long long time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 was meant to play golf this morning, pissing rain prevented it, now it's braw and sunny, perfect for a wee evening round but the wife's off out to a candle party. That should not be a thing. I'm now housebound with kids. Candle party? Pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Erm, what is it anyway? Aln-wick, Annick, Alnick??? Second one was right, pronounced Annick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 was meant to play golf this morning, pissing rain prevented it, now it's braw and sunny, perfect for a wee evening round but the wife's off out to a candle party. That should not be a thing. I'm now housebound with kids. Candle party? Pish. They have candle parties in convents. Candles out sisters, pop, pop,pop,pop,pop,pop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 was meant to play golf this morning, pissing rain prevented it, now it's braw and sunny, perfect for a wee evening round but the wife's off out to a candle party. That should not be a thing. I'm now housebound with kids. Candle party? Pish. Are candle parties those kind of shindigs where women buy saucy underwear and dildos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Are candle parties those kind of shindigs where women buy saucy underwear and dildos? Naw, the Rubber boaby parties come under the "anne summers party" moniker. There are also body shop parties, handbag parties, jewellery parties and other such shindigs all designed to guilt people into buying tat at outrageous prices so their pal (the host) can get some of said tat for free. They then get drunk and compare notes on who has the shitiest man (in general but more importantly, in terms of sexual performance) waiting at home bankrolling the frivolity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Naw, the Rubber boaby parties come under the "anne summers party" moniker. There are also body shop parties, handbag parties, jewellery parties and other such shindigs all designed to guilt people into buying tat at outrageous prices so their pal (the host) can get some of said tat for free. They then get drunk and compare notes on who has the shitiest man (in general but more importantly, in terms of sexual performance) waiting at home bankrolling the frivolity. I see. Perhaps a cock candle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 The Fear. I really need to stop getting so rat arsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 The number 15 gets right on my nerves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groaninjock Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 People who think that because they're standing at a busy bus stop then it's acceptable to block the whole pavement and mutter 'ffs' when you need to squeeze by. That really bugs the f**k out of me on Union Street. Any time I try to walk along the Union Gardens side of the street at lunchtime, I end up having to elbow my way through three-deep piles of neds, munters and ald grannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 When people have stupid stickers with sayings hanging on the back window of their car. Highlights include "Chantelle on board" with a picture of the bird driving the car And the one I seen this morning "Baby on board". Now this is usually fine but there was a picture of a fucking Shih Tzu on it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 7? No, I've had this question many times. It is about the ninth time when they stop. He'll still have a few more of them left unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Second one was right, pronounced Annick. correct, and the castle is well worth a visit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 When weans say something that's not even a question but rather a statement that doesn't require any response like ''Oooh that car has got big wheels'' and then keep fcukin repeating themselves relentlessly until you go something like ''Oh aye, mmmhmm, so it has.'' I wish children would also realise that the reason they feel like shite is because they're tired, so lie the f**k down and shut your eyes and stop crying ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Chuggers. 5 times today... 5 times. Just. f**k.Off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 5 times today... 5 times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Im not very good at swallowing tablets. Struggle a fair bit with them. I never used to be that good myself until I realised one day I was swallowing a few tic tacs whole and figured that a tablet shouldn't be any harder. Although I have to take a bit of water in my mouth, drop the tablet in and swallow over the water to get it down. I cannot for the life of me put a tablet in my mouth first and then try to swallow it over with water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 When you buy some shirts to wear to work and realise when you get there and put one on it really emphasises the old spare tyre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I never used to be that good myself until I realised one day I was swallowing a few tic tacs whole and figured that a tablet shouldn't be any harder. Although I have to take a bit of water in my mouth, drop the tablet in and swallow over the water to get it down. I cannot for the life of me put a tablet in my mouth first and then try to swallow it over with water. I need to take 15 tablets a day, I used to take them one at time but that quickly becomes a laborious process. can take them by the handful now, makes things a lot quicker although popping them all out of the blister packs is a pain in the arse! still struggle with sugar coated ones, no idea why, but if i taste them at all, it makes me retch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Having dental molds taken of my teeth make me gag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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