RawB93 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Random folk that come up to you in the street and ask for a fag. Aye, wait til I give you a tenner I don't really need either ya fucking p***k. What's wrong with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I like it mild. If you look at a map of the world, there aren't many places in this type of latitude with this climate so if people love it hot and like to whine about the climate I like here, there's a huuuuge list of places you can escape to. Most of the world in fact (minus the Antarctic of course... Which is actually a desert btw, not many know that) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Friends giving my girlfriend flowers as flat warming presents, keeping a constant stream of them coming for a month now. Not great for the old hayfever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 People who drive along with their indicators on --------- and don't change lane!!!!!! How is it possible to ignore the clicking noise coming from the dashboard???!! Irritates the life out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Let's not forget those that never indicate at junctions whenever there aren't any other cars coming as pedestrians are all mind-readers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Ordered the 3rd, 4th and 5th books from a series I'm currently working through. When I got home on Tuesday I had two book shaped parcels. I excitedly tore them open to reveal, sure enough, two books. Sadly it was the 4th and 5th ones. I'm still waiting on the 3rd one to arrive and don't have anything to read just now. I hate not having a book on the go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 ASOIAF? I genuinely don't know what that means 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 A quick google suggests that you're referring to the Game Of Thrones books. It's not them. I plan to read them, but only after the TV series finishes, which could be a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Wheel of Time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Wheel of Time? Never heard of it! Google shows it to be fantasy based. They actually sound quite decent. I might have to look into them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 My wife is constant pain with her right foot, and will need surgery to basically rebuild it. However, due to Edinburgh city council's over-zealous approach to absences, she will have to wait nearly three months as if she goes off sick again she may lose her job. She is going to see the union rep to see if there is a way around it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 My wife is constant pain with her right foot, and will need surgery to basically rebuild it. However, due to Edinburgh city council's over-zealous approach to absences, she will have to wait nearly three months as if she goes off sick again she may lose her job. She is going to see the union rep to see if there is a way around it. If you hadn't been such a dick in the first place, she wouldn't have had to kick you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 One from Mrs Maynard. People who pull out in front of you on the motorway and then drive really slowly . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 One from Mrs Maynard. People who pull out in front of you on the motorway and then drive really slowly . Or dual carriageway; had that on the Dundee - Perth road today. Also so many motorists today drive as if they are only aware of what is happening 20 yards in front of them. No general awareness of traffic, road conditions or f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 May have said this one already, but fat people with nae facial definition. Sort it out fatty, lay off the maccie ds ffs Sent from my LT30p using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 May have said this one already, but fat people That statement is more than enough, fat people disgust me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Fat people don't bother me so much (well, they do quite a bit actually) but what's worse is watching one buy a pile of utter shite like muffins etc when you're behind them in a queue. Part of me wants to take it from them and say "wtf are you doing?!" but that would make me a c*** of the highest order. At least in passing out and about you can pretend they're dieting or something. I've sadly been medically obese (15.5 st) but I sorted it relatively quickly. Suddenly getting a desk job with regular meals on expenses soon takes it toll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Oh, and when you see a fire engine heading in the direction of your home, instantly making you wonder whether or not you turned off the iron this morning... which you then can't remember doing but probably did... or did I? F***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 That statement is more than enough, fat people disgust me I work beside a guy who is easily 25-30 stone. He makes Jabba the Hutt look like Kate Moss. If it was a medical condition or genetics or something I would maybe feel sorry for him, but the fact is the fat c**t only has himself to blame. He comes into work every day with an Asda bag full of Quality Streets, Milk Tray, Roses etc and scoffs the lot. At break time he fucks off to the shop and buys a load of more shite. I found his receipt from the shop the other day and it consisted of: 1 pack of Wagon Wheels 1 pack of Strawberry Bon Bons 2 x family size Galaxys 1 king size pack of Doritos 1 x 1 litre bottle of lemonade 1 tub of tomato and basil pasta By the end of the day all he had left was the pasta (unopened) and a couple of Bon Bons. A truly repulsive individual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I work beside a guy who is easily 25-30 stone. He makes Jabba the Hutt look like Kate Moss. If it was a medical condition or genetics or something I would maybe feel sorry for him, but the fact is the fat c**t only has himself to blame. He comes into work every day with an Asda bag full of Quality Streets, Milk Tray, Roses etc and scoffs the lot. At break time he fucks off to the shop and buys a load of more shite. I found his receipt from the shop the other day and it consisted of: 1 pack of Wagon Wheels 1 pack of Strawberry Bon Bons 2 x family size Galaxys 1 king size pack of Doritos 1 x 1 litre bottle of lemonade 1 tub of tomato and basil pasta By the end of the day all he had left was the pasta (unopened) and a couple of Bon Bons. A truly repulsive individual. What's the calorie count of that?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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