Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 What's 's football' Zen? I take it this is your introduction to the next big thing, keep your eyes peeled, you heard it here first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Wish people would stop talking about the fucking weather. It's exactly how it should be for this time of year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 It's the weather for guys to wear these feckin' stupid hats that look like an animal's head. Just saw a guy aged in his mid-twenties with one like a panda. The hats have "ears" with long tassles that make the wearer look like an even wankier tosser. These look dead cute on wee girls, but on grown men? GTF - no wonder the world is in the state it's in. And while I'm at it, any footballer who makes the wee heart sign with his hands when he scores a goal should have the goal chalked off. And have to wear one of the hats that look like an animal's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Scottish Power Two weeks ago email - update your meter readings - monthly bill discounted by £5! Result! Friday last week - card through the door, we tried to get your meter readings will be back - last night guy turns up let him in to read meter "ooooh 8278 eh well well, bad time of year to get a bill" WTF? Said merry christmas bawbag to him as he left. Do Scottish Power sit down and think how can we mess people around the most? They continually ask for meter readings at the most dodgy and suspicious times. i.e. I pay at the start of the month, they ask for meter readings at the end of the month and always into the Winter. My account is at its lowest and I'm using more energy. Why in five years have I never been asked for readings in the summer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Seems I've caught a touch of athlete's foot, almost certainly from the swimming pool. Means I shouldn't be going back until it's better despite my monthly fees being paid in advance by direct debit. Grrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 My eberspacker heating unit is fcuked......£600+fitting to replace it! I fcuking hate this boat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I think I know a popular P&B poster who might benefit from rinse-able rubber socks.... Just the thing for kicking jakies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I think I know a popular P&B poster who might benefit from rinse-able rubber socks.... Just the thing for kicking jakies! :D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 My eberspacker heating unit is fcuked......£600+fitting to replace it! I fcuking hate this boat! that's cheap, stop moaning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Eberspacker? Is that an oven for burning handicapped kids in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Eberspacker? Is that an oven for burning handicapped kids in?Those were all dismantled in 1946. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Those were all dismantled in 1946. Not the Chile and Paraguay Divisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 that's cheap, stop moaning Not when you tot up all I've spent on the fcuker to date.......and the cnuts not even finished yet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Wish people would stop talking about the fucking weather. It's exactly how it should be for this time of year. This. Even worse when there is really high winds, and Reporting Scotland always having someone down at the coast in 90mph winds. Why do they need to do that? I can look out my window and see how bad the wind is, you don't need to endanger the life of one of your reporters to do so!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 This. Even worse when there is really high winds, and Reporting Scotland always having someone down at the coast in 90mph winds. Why do they need to do that? I can look out my window and see how bad the wind is, you don't need to endanger the life of one of your reporters to do so!! This begs a poll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Twats who start an email saying "sorry for cross posting...." Naw, f**k off and sort out your email distribution list you lazy shitebag. ^^^heads gone imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Twats who start an email saying "sorry for cross posting...." Naw, f**k off and sort out your email distribution list you lazy shitebag. I have never heard of this, is this like sending an e-mail whilst annoyed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Erm, not really... Surely any form of shoe or boot would be more appropriate? However, for kicking their carry-out over I can see the benefit of those rubber socks as they would resist all spillage and seepage. Probably look a prize plum cutting about up the town in rubber socks though... Probably look a prize plum kicking over jakies swally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Probably look a prize plum kicking over jakies swally. That'll be the last straw for some on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildrover Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Police weather warnings, "do not travel unless it is absolutely necessary", you go outside and it's just a winters day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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