Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Tilt head, insert cotton bud into ear, gently wiggle back and forth until water is released. Works for me every time.Which ear do you put the cotton bud in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've been sat with my head tilted for the past hour. No amount of cotton buds can ease this pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've been sat with my head tilted for the past hour. No amount of cotton buds can ease this pain. Get out of the bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've been sat with my head tilted for the past hour. No amount of cotton buds can ease this pain. Have you tried praying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Get out of the bath. Have you tried praying? Did you forget you replied to me the first time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Other PTTGOMN: Adverts for Durex gels or whatever they are that show people using them. Yes, people are having sex while I'm sitting eating super noodles and watching The Mummy Returns. I get it. I'm alone. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Did you forget you replied to me the first time? Nope, I was on a roll, you don't stop the flow when you have to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 There's water stuck in one of my ears.Have you tried a tap on the head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Athlete's foot. 3 weeks of anti-fungal cream followed 4 weeks of prescribed strong anti-steroid cream / tablets twice a day to the point the skin of my hands has thinned to make them peel and still it hangs on. Hoping that amputation as the solution is a long way down the line... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Have you tried a tap on the head?Not sure it'd help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 You actually sound like an unhappy, shitey hedgehog I would be if I'd been anywhere near your arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Folk who press the up and down button when calling a lift. Scunthorpe of the earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Folk who press the up and down button when calling a lift. Scunthorpe of the earth. People who constantly press the button at pedestrian crossings or pressing it after someone else has. It won't change any quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 The flip mechanism on my car key has stopped working so I ordered this from Amazon yesterday with free Prime delivery: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00CH5FY3E?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00 What turned up? This: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cook-Up-Feast-Mary-Berry/dp/1409347540/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1423055525&sr=8-1&keywords=mary+berry+and+lucy+young+cook+up+a+feast Dafuq, Amazon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Someone's fucking with you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 The gif thread on the NSFW forum has been totally ruined by booitsme posting copious amounts of daft bints jiggling their floppy tits around. I like tits like most guys but I actually get bored sifting through them to get to the humorous, non-tit based gifs. This post made me burst out laughing. No idea why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 When a centre half has a bad shot or cross and the commentators give it 'that's a centre halfs shot for you'.... Forwards and midfielders have shite shots and crosses all the time and nobody says a word about it!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Menus that use the term 'hot!' to describe something slightly spicy. Or even worse, the three chillis symbol.Also, people who know that there are two bus stops 20m apart and still ding the bell for the second one even though somebody's stopped for the first one. And programmes where folk are gold panning and they always find a bit of gold. Amazing. So rare that every TV presenter can find a bit on their first attempt. Edited February 5, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 People who constantly press the button at pedestrian crossings or pressing it after someone else has. It won't change any quicker. Tap the button quickly twice then press it again holding for a second then finally one more quick press and it will change straight away irrespective of the traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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