The Ginger Prince Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Playing frustration earlier and getting beaten by my 4 year old son. Not just him luckily getting his 4 wee guys to their finishing post but the fact he clearly played a calculated game by eliminating my characters as he went round the board before smugly proclaiming 'YAAAAAAAS AM THE WINNER AND YOU'RE RUBBISH'. 4 games played and I didn't win a single one. Absolutely f**king raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Playing frustration earlier and getting beaten by my 4 year old son. Not just him luckily getting his 4 wee guys to their finishing post but the fact he clearly played a calculated game by eliminating my characters as he went round the board before smugly proclaiming 'YAAAAAAAS AM THE WINNER AND YOU'RE RUBBISH'. 4 games played and I didn't win a single one. Absolutely f**king raging. My son's a genius thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'm waiting for a tandoori mixed grill being delivered. Caesarean or oot through the flaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'm so fed up at the minute. Stressed out my ringer at work, constantly on the bones of my arse even though I'm knocking my pan in at said job, and I'm just fed up of the monotony of life. I feel like I have absolutely nothing to look forward to just now. Gave my poor mother a long-winded email this morning in the hope I would unburden myself, but just feel so shite that I've put it all on her. Ken the feeling Sorry I can't be any help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Always keep a copy of this in your pocket. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1424460364.199156.jpg I think we've discovered the first acceptable thing to get tattooed on your forehead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Playing frustration earlier and getting beaten by my 4 year old son. Not just him luckily getting his 4 wee guys to their finishing post but the fact he clearly played a calculated game by eliminating my characters as he went round the board before smugly proclaiming 'YAAAAAAAS AM THE WINNER AND YOU'RE RUBBISH'. 4 games played and I didn't win a single one. Absolutely f**king raging. Open a P&B account for him; sounds like he's more...our sort of people... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Why? You wouldn't see it and you'd forget the bacon. I was assuming too much about the inherent goodness of humanity, there. I figured everyone would stop you and say, "Oh my God! Did you remember the bacon?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 My son's a genius thread for this pish. My Dad's a feckin idiot thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Would you stop and then talk to some nutter with that tattooed on their forehead?! This is unravelling at an alarming speed. Clearly I didn't think this tattoo through. Although, a forehead tattoo is unlikely to be the most unnerving thing about me, TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Would you stop and then talk to some nutter with that tattooed on their forehead?! Surely no one would as one glance at the tattoo would have them sprinting for the bacon aisle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 My Dad's a feckin idiot thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Been sat in the barber for an hour waiting to be seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Been sat in the barber for an hour waiting to be seen. Maybe he just doesn't like tattoos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Been sat in the barber for an hour waiting to be seen. Are you wearing your camouflage gear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Maybe he just doesn't like tattoos Your maw doesn't seem to mind them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Your maw doesn't seem to mind them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Been sat in the barber for an hour waiting to be seen. Well done, son. Remember not to stand up when asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Sportsound being incapable of reporting accurate tables, despite the official Beeb website managing to do OK. They keep forgetting that Livi have a points deduction, and are determined that we're a point behind Cowden now. This shit it not hard; look it up on your own website FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) When you get banished from your village over a misunderstanding involving what should have been a fatal wound sustained during a battle with a rival clan. Edited February 21, 2015 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 World of Warcraft thread for that pish. Never played it. Is it any good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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