Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Look at this c**t. He's just started playing a Jews harp on the news as well. I bet he fucking stinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Mr Tumnus has let himself go a bit... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 For the last hour my right deltoid muscle has decided it wants to be a heart and is pulsing away of its own accord... I see nobody replied to you, so I can only assume you died of bad AIDS. RIP. Mr Tumnus has let himself go a bit... Still here? You'll probably die of bad AIDS soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Facial hair. Had a shave for the first time in ages last night, felt ace, today I have stubble already. Pain in the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Facial hair. Had a shave for the first time in ages last night, felt ace, today I have stubble already. Pain in the arse I think that you are struggling with the words facial and feacal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) I see nobody replied to you, so I can only assume you died of bad AIDS. RIP. Still here? You'll probably die of bad AIDS soon. Yeah still here Mark, thanks for the concern, deltoid still randomly pulsing away of its own accord, if this is the onset of AIDS I can confirm it's rather annoying. Edited March 5, 2015 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Look at this c**t. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1425579363.281974.jpg He's just started playing a Jews harp on the news as well. They appear to have misspelt "c**t" under his name there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Look at the (hiv) positives. You can only catch it once.the only thing I can catch these days is a virus. I actually had to get an HIV and hepatitis test before my wedding. I have never been as nervous in my life as when the nurse opened the envelope with my results. I'm not a smack head so that side of things isn't an issue but when you start thinking back every sexual partner you ever had and then factor in their ex partners, then theirs,then theirs, etc, etc, it gets to be pretty fuckin scary, I came out of there feeling like I'd won the lottery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 the only thing I can catch these days is a virus. I actually had to get an HIV and hepatitis test before my wedding. I have never been as nervous in my life as when the nurse opened the envelope with my results. I'm not a smack head so that side of things isn't an issue but when you start thinking back every sexual partner you ever had and then factor in their ex partners, then theirs,then theirs, etc, etc, it gets to be pretty fuckin scary, I came out of there feeling like I'd won the lottery 'Does anyone know of any just impediment' doesn't have the same ring to it anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) 'Does anyone know of any just impediment' doesn't have the same ring to it anymore.that was the cue for one of my mates to pipe up and saved me,They missed it. *Edit for wrong queue Edited March 5, 2015 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 that was the cue for one of my mates to pipe up and saved me, They missed it. *Edit for wrong queue This guy, got shingles and thought he had aids and when he found out it was actually shingles still carried on with the masquerade that he had aids. He is such a cheerful chappie when he appears on radio and TV yet he gets away with it because he eventually came clean and is now a priest. How lucky you were, it could have been you being married by him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Dentist = £10.45 lighter Standard, completely needless scale and polish then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 This guy, it could have been you being married by him. At least it would have helped me look better in the wedding snaps... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Some boi! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 People who refer to American Football as "NFL" as in, "where can I play NFL?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 People who refer to American Football as "NFL" as in, "where can I play NFL?" Surely the correct answer to this question would be to name the 32 stadia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm gonna start training in UFC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 (edited) Surely the correct answer to this question would be to name the 32 stadia? Edited March 6, 2015 by Todd_is_God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm gonna start training in UFC. Ugandan Fried Chicken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Off sick today and I'm bored as f**k already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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