capybara Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Fog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Fog Visibility was about 10 yards this morning, and still the brain-dead were driving around with no lights on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Visibility was about 10 yards this morning, and still the brain-dead were driving around with no lights on. And school kids running across the road without looking. Was almost like a game of ten-pin bowling driving to work today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Never had a Krispy Kreme doughnut in my puff. Maybe have to try some as I'm curious. Just go to lidl for doughnuts,4 for a pound, instead of one very poor krispy kreme for £2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 It is unbelievable how hard it is to arrange a game of five a sides. To get 10 bodies together at a designated place and time once a week is just too much for some people. Been trying to run a game of fives for 6 weeks now and 3 out of the 6 weeks I've had to cancel for lack of numbers. The kicker is that I know three guys who run a football team, and have several mates who play in football teams and even when they ask there is rarely any takers. Absolutely boils my piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Don't. They're not all that. Do they do them fresh and hot? Used to love that at a fairground on a wee conveyer belt taking them through hot oil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Driving home tonight behind some twat with their lights off despite visibility being a few yards. Flashing and even beeped at them and every driver coming in the other direction was flashing their lights also. Unbelievable, what did they think everyone was flashing for?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Driving home tonight behind some twat with their lights off despite visibility being a few yards. Flashing and even beeped at them and every driver coming in the other direction was flashing their lights also. Unbelievable, what did they think everyone was flashing for?! Similarly - folk who fire their fog lights on despite it not being a requirement unless it's absolutely 'pee-soupers'!! And even in 'pee-soupers' if I'm right behind you I can fucking see you - all your big red fucking beacon is doing is making it more difficult to see where the f'ck I'm going!! I hate fog lights!! And don't get me fucking started on the front ones!! *goes to sit down* -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Similarly - folk who fire their fog lights on despite it not being a requirement unless it's absolutely 'pee-soupers'!! And even in 'pee-soupers' if I'm right behind you I can fucking see you - all your big red fucking beacon is doing is making it more difficult to see where the f'ck I'm going!! I hate fog lights!! And don't get me fucking started on the front ones!! *goes to sit down* ^^^Passed D.A.F.C earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Similarly - folk who fire their fog lights on despite it not being a requirement unless it's absolutely 'pee-soupers'!! And even in 'pee-soupers' if I'm right behind you I can fucking see you - all your big red fucking beacon is doing is making it more difficult to see where the f'ck I'm going!! I hate fog lights!! And don't get me fucking started on the front ones!! *goes to sit down* Charlied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I've never turned on my fog lights because I don't know how to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Whilst walking to work this morning I noticed Asda (Milton) have their Christmas lights up in what I'm guessing is the staff room/canteen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I've never turned on my fog lights because I don't know how to Me neither, don't even know if I have them. Just got a newish car with automatic lights, not even sure if I'm on full beam all the time or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Container drivers.... absolute feckin bellends.You're not important, you take a big box of fresh air about the country you c**ts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 We really ought to get the shampoo scientist working on a cure for cancer - some of the stuff they do is amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Similarly - folk who fire their fog lights on despite it not being a requirement unless it's absolutely 'pee-soupers'!! And even in 'pee-soupers' if I'm right behind you I can fucking see you - all your big red fucking beacon is doing is making it more difficult to see where the f'ck I'm going!! I hate fog lights!! And don't get me fucking started on the front ones!! *goes to sit down* The quality of driving is going to shit because of arsehole like you. The 'big red beacons' are for folk several hundred yards back who can use your trajectory in poor visibility to understand the direction and rise (or fall) of the road. If you're to fucking stupid not to realise this then you should stay off the road until you are driving in perfect visibility. If people's fog lights (front or rear) really upset you that much just stay off the road completely. Tool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Nice to see that you have mellowed since you last ventured into this part of the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Better watch out Ned, he'll be offering square go's next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) The quality of driving is going to shit because of arsehole like you. The 'big red beacons' are for folk several hundred yards back who can use your trajectory in poor visibility to understand the direction and rise (or fall) of the road. If you're to fucking stupid not to realise this then you should stay off the road until you are driving in perfect visibility. If people's fog lights (front or rear) really upset you that much just stay off the road completely. Tool. You need to read my post again - maybe wipe the slabber off the screen first so you can actually read it properly. Edited November 3, 2015 by Ned Nederlander 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 The quality of driving is going to shit because of arsehole like you. The 'big red beacons' are for folk several hundred yards back who can use your trajectory in poor visibility to understand the direction and rise (or fall) of the road. If you're to fucking stupid not to realise this then you should stay off the road until you are driving in perfect visibility. If people's fog lights (front or rear) really upset you that much just stay off the road completely. Tool. Will shout this out the window the next time instead of flashing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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