An Sionnach Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Pregnant? What a thought! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Not content with leaving me on my own for four and half days last week, my Admin Officer has now taken it on himself to bugger off for the rest of today to get the office car 'valeted'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 A mate has just got in touch to arrange us going to the Scotland game. 'Where are you sitting. We're in the North Stand'. Guess what, I'm in the South Stand! So cue much milling around after the game amidst the Tartan clad throng before we meet up again to go home! Typical! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Tiny splinters, really pixxes me off when i get one, try to remove push it deepr by mistake, then end up cutting chunks of flesh out of myself to try and be rid of the little sucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Kilt, why not go on the Tartan Army Message Board, or the Tartan Army bit on here, and post a thread saying you're looking to swap one South Stand ticket for a North Stand one. There'll likely be someone in a similar situation to yourself who'd gladly swap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 The amount of time in-between the host saying "And the winner is" and then actually announcing it. It's not one show in particular (though it was watching Taste the Nation with Nick Hancock that made me realise), but they are really ripping the arse out of it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 The new Uncle Ben advert wi the "wacky dad". "What's for dinner dad?" "Stir Fry" *makes stupid face and waves kitchen utensils about* "Dad" is a p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 After laughing at the inability of some who couldn't correct their P&B time issues, my forum clock decided to go off today. Don't understand why today and not yesterday. I completely forgot how to correct it too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Kilt, why not go on the Tartan Army Message Board, or the Tartan Army bit on here, and post a thread saying you're looking to swap one South Stand ticket for a North Stand one. There'll likely be someone in a similar situation to yourself who'd gladly swap. Good idea buddy, I might just do that! My PTTGOYN - organisations who make home appointments with you then fail to show up. 'We'll be round at your flat at 10:00am'. Come 10:45am there's still no sign of them. Now I'm going to have to phone up and make another appointment. Needless to say my boss wisnae too impressed either! And I have another problem, rather like the bits left over when you assemble flat-pack furniture. My TV is all set up, the DVD is plugged in and working, my Freeview access is fine and all the SCART leads and whatnot are functioning. But I've been left with this... ...there's no mention of it in the instruction booklet and I have absolutely no idea what it is for or where it should go. Unfortunately, with my filthy mind, it reminds me of a clitoris stimulating cock-ring......but surely they wouldn't include that as a bonus gift with a telly, would they?! Anyone any idea at all what it is and/or what it's for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 For keeping all the wires together? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Really? I must get my mind out of the sewer! It's defunct then as my TV stand came with a purpose built cable management system so no trailing wires for me. If I strike lucky with my neebors, Yvette and Hazel, I might actually use it as what I first thought it was! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Oh dear. Still better than pestering them for a bowl of sugar, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Still better than pestering them for a bowl of sugar, I suppose. If you recall, Grandpére, it was them that first 'pestered' me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Still better than pestering them for a bowl of sugar, I suppose. A smarter man than I would have a decent line available with regards to the term 'honey pot'. Sadly, I am not he. My oh dear was actually in reference to the technical genius that is Kilt. However, you no doubt knew that and I've put myself on the path to the worst whooshing ever. Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 If you recall, Grandpére, it was them that first 'pestered' me! I never knew you were in "special" accommodation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 My oh dear was actually in reference to the technical genius that is Kilt. I know - but at least I had an imaginative alternative use for it! I never knew you were in "special" accommodation. With those two young women next door, it certainly has become rather special, I'll grant you that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Road Tax, £145. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I am having a nice bunch of grapes but I would really love a chocolate muffin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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