DarkBlue62 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Do she fail to signal her clitoris in the mirror as you manouevred? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm going home. Feel like poo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Fucking driving examinors. It could be worse, you could be able to drive, and you could've scraped the car in a car park this morning. I didn't do this. I'm a man. Honest! I can park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Clearing out my grans house this weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm sitting out in the garden as once again its a lovely today... 25 degrees but there is f**king wasps everywhere and i'm allergic too them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm sitting out in the garden as once again its a lovely today... 25 degrees but there is f**king wasps everywhere and i'm allergic too them they're annoying b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 they're annoying b*****ds annoying but fascinating creatures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 annoying but fascinating creatures. that chase you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 that chase you well they obviously realise: You DA MAN! in seriousness though, the yellow wasps you fear are moderately harmless. parasitic wasps are the really cool ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) Fucking driving examinors. Did he touch you in an inapropriate place? well they obviously realise:You DA MAN! in seriousness though, the yellow wasps you fear are moderately harmless. parasitic wasps are the really cool ones. Unless your a caterpillar, then I can imagine the horrible excrutiating and undignified death as they chew their way out would be not so cool. Edited May 20, 2009 by renton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lang Toun Lad Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Been to the dentist this morning to rebuild part of a tooth I broke as a child. Got an injection in my gum so now I have a numb face. Atleast, in the future, I'll now be able to tell if I'm having a stroke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm sitting out in the garden as once again its a lovely today... 25 degrees but there is f**king wasps everywhere and i'm allergic too them Get a jar, fill it half with Sherry. Everytime a wasp goes in the jar, cover the top and shake it. Muhaahahhahahaha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Get a jar, fill it half with Sherry. Everytime a wasp goes in the jar, cover the top and shake it. Muhaahahhahahaha. What happens if it is an alcoholic wasp? Or for that matter if i was lurking at the bottom of the garden.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Get a jar, fill it half with Sherry. Everytime a wasp goes in the jar, cover the top and shake it. Muhaahahhahahaha. Unfortunately i have no Sherry and there is no way i would waste alcohol on the little b*****ds... Why do they need to fly near me, i look like an idiot, running and screaming around my garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What happens if it is an alcoholic wasp? Or for that matter if i was lurking at the bottom of the garden.... I really don't know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 If you've got jam, leave a wee drop in the bottom and fill the rest up with water, then stir it and leave it on the window sill. Wasps go nuts for it. I caught literally thousands like this last summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 If you've got jam, leave a wee drop in the bottom and fill the rest up with water, then stir it and leave it on the window sill. Wasps go nuts for it. I caught literally thousands like this last summer. Same idea as the Sherry thing. I was a sadistic kid, other than doing that I would chase bees around the garden with a water spray gun, and when they were absolutely saturated I'd finish them off with a newspaper. I'd do that for hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What happens if it is an alcoholic wasp? Or for that matter if i was lurking at the bottom of the garden.... Unfortunately i have no Sherry and there is no way i would waste alcohol on the little b*****ds... Why do they need to fly near me, i look like an idiot, running and screaming around my garden. This is what would happen if Capy was lurking at the bottom of Honest Saints Fan's garden... A Benny Hill Chase Shame on you Capy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Im after the sherry actually.No ulterior motives... Still boss in tomorrow.So you will be glad to know that i will be lucky to manage more than 2/3 posts . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Something's happened to my iTunes and i've lost the whole fucking lot. Everything. It's not in the files or anything. I dunno whether to smash stuff of cry. Probably smash stuff, i'm fucking raging. Six years worth of stuff, just gone, fo rno apparent reason. Fucking c**t of a shed of a computer. I hope you fucking burn in hell you w**k bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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