Toma_BullyWee Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Roll on tuna? One day they'll see the error in their ways, they have to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Just had an unsolicited brochure sent to my business in Dundee from Rangers FC offering hospitality at Ibrox. I think you meant to put that in the RTBC thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Just got laid off my summer job after 3 weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I think you meant to put that in the RTBC thread. What exactly is hospitality at Ibrox, not being assaulted by bald, 40 year old, round hooligans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 What exactly is hospitality at Ibrox, not being assaulted by bald, 40 year old, round hooligans? Probably. Still miles better than the cretins which inhabit Broadwood, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Probably. Still miles better than the cretins which inhabit Broadwood, mind. Well, that's debatable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I appreciate the politeness when you are dying to post that you're pissing out of your arse. Hope you're better soon my man! Funnily enough, I refrained from using the expression "shitting rusty water", thought politemess was the way to go. Thanks for the well wishes. That's reminded me of the Viz cartoon with the speech bubble coming from his stomach."No you haven't!" That actually crossed my mind as I wrote it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 That actually crossed my mind as I wrote it. I was tempted to just say "No you haven't", but to people who'd not seen the cartoon, it may have looked as though I was implying something none too innocent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I have just been sent the official definition of what constitutes a queue: "The time between a passenger joining a slow moving or static body of people with the purpose of reaching the primary checkpoint and being presented to a Border Officer". I can't remember when last my intelligence has been so insulted. There was even an annotated photograph to show you diagramatically what a queue is and when a person is deemed to have joined it! No, really, I'm not making any of this shit up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 My chest feels as if it's caving in at the moment. I'm in fucking agony..... I blame the lack of butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I think you meant to put that in the RTBC thread. If I wanted to be surrounded by loud mouthed, bigoted morons I would just go to an orange walk. It wouldn't cost me anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Probably. Still miles better than the cretins which inhabit Broadwood, mind. Have you ever been to broadwood? Or Ibrox for that matter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I have just been sent the official definition of what constitutes a queue:I can't remember when last my intelligence has been so insulted. There was even an annotated photograph to show you diagrammatically what a queue is and when a person is deemed to have joined it! No, really, I'm not making any of this shit up! it this a change in wording from the previous UKBA definition of a que? e.g. I notice you have to join slow moving/static as opposed to just reaching and stopping. or some such other tedious tendentious stretching of english. it's all so you can reduce your statistics! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I decided not to bother even going for the interview Me? Working on a Saturday? With my reputation? I think not. Remember to tell them at the buroo. I think there might be a rule about taking reasonable steps to find work while signing on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Just got laid off my summer job after 3 weeks Thats a shame, how come? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Remember to tell them at the buroo. I think there might be a rule about taking reasonable steps to find work while signing on. Aye, although they're paying me fúck all anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I have just been sent the official definition of what constitutes a queue:I can't remember when last my intelligence has been so insulted. There was even an annotated photograph to show you diagramatically what a queue is and when a person is deemed to have joined it! No, really, I'm not making any of this shit up! and now I think about it, queue dynamics is quite interesting. what size of queue constitutes the requirement for another of your kind to be required? indeed how many people are needed to queue, is 2 people a queue? Queue Dynamics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sun out.Capy of to Ocean Terminal for a wee Walk.No jacket.On way back to office this black cloud appeared from nowhere and preceded to empty itself of all its rain.On me. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sun out.Capy of to Ocean Terminal for a wee Walk.No jacket.On way back to office this black cloud appeared from nowhere and preceded to empty itself of all its rain.On me. . NB: Precede - v go or be before Proceed - v start or continue doing It really isn't your day son, is it?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 NB: Precede - v go or be before Proceed - v start or continue doing It really isn't your day son, is it?! F***ing spell check... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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