Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 (edited) How big is your budget on this Toma? Obviously not Blockbuster Hollywood, but still... He was making noises about somewhere in the region of £2k Edited August 9, 2009 by FTOF_PTFC_1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 He was making noises about somewhere in the region of £2k That must have been one helluva escort then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 (edited) I can't get the effing wireless to work on my old shitty laptop and I don't have a USB stick. Never lend stuff to chronic weed smokers. The best bit is after restarting I get an application popping up to confirm my details for Victor Chandler online. What has he been doing! Edited August 9, 2009 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 How big is your budget on this Toma? Obviously not Blockbuster Hollywood, but still... Budget.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Loose teeth. I have four of the buggers and it means I have kinda open wound under the teeth. Thus, drinking makes me very, very pished. Not exactly quickly, I'm no lightweight, but when I did end up pished, I was fucking WAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEED. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Ive got a sore head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Last seasons Reason To Be Cheerful is already this seasons Petty Thing: Last minute equalisers.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 If I was making a music video, this would be it: At first all you can see is a dark pink blur filling the screen. As the song progresses, the camera pulls away ever so slowly until the climax of the song when a slightly out of shape (not hideous) guy is lying on a four poster bed in just his briefs (must be Marks and Spencers) and black socks. Maybe scratching himself and reading some Balzac. The dark pink blur at the start would be an extreme close-up of the guy's nipple and it would pan back from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 If I was making a music video, this would be it:At first all you can see is a dark pink blur filling the screen. As the song progresses, the camera pulls away ever so slowly until the climax of the song when a slightly out of shape (not hideous) guy is lying on a four poster bed in just his briefs (must be Marks and Spencers) and black socks. Maybe scratching himself and reading some Balzac. The dark pink blur at the start would be an extreme close-up of the guy's nipple and it would pan back from there. You're Dale Winton right ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 B'stard! Went out clubbing earlier with a mate. Met this bird, danced with her in the club, she seems interested. Got her back to mine. She was up for it, then BOOOM...interception. Out of nowhere my mate takes her upstairs. He's getting the punishment in the morning! What a bugger. I hope you've learned your lesson though... Never invite friends back when you're trying to get your beef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 If I was making a music video, this would be it:At first all you can see is a dark pink blur filling the screen. As the song progresses, the camera pulls away ever so slowly until the climax of the song when a slightly out of shape (not hideous) guy is lying on a four poster bed in just his briefs (must be Marks and Spencers) and black socks. Maybe scratching himself and reading some Balzac. The dark pink blur at the start would be an extreme close-up of the guy's nipple and it would pan back from there. What sort of music do you envisage accompanying this film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 What sort of music do you envisage accompanying this film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 What sort of music do you envisage accompanying this film? Sexy music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 ok. and will there be any speaking on this video or simply visuals with music? are they likely to ask you questions at interview like: "what were your themes... (main themes) what influences? what are you trying to convey to the audience? any other poncy questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 people who are skint so cant come out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 The "match reports" on BBC Scotland. They have a reporter at the game, so why are the match reports no more detailed than teletext. The report from our game yesterday was along the lines of... "First Division new boys Raith were stunned by a last minute equaliser at Palmerston as both teams were reduced to ten men. Paul Tosh saw red in the first half, before Allan Walker scored for Rovers. Mark Campbell was then dismissed after the break, and Derek Holmes volleyed in the equaliser for Queens in injury time." The only thing you can garner from that report, that you won't get on Teletext, is that the last minute goal was a volley. Although, teletext will give you the actual times for the goals and red cards. Would it really kill Sandra Whateverhernameis to give a report that runs more like this... "Queen of the South grabbed a point at home to Raith today, but had to wait until stoppage time for an equaliser. In a match that Queens dominated without looking overly superior, the referee took centre stage. Firstly, he harshly booked Stevie Tosh for a foul in the middle of the park, before giving a second yellow seconds later as the midfielder sarcastically applauded the decision. Right on the stroke of half time, Rovers made their extra man count, when Allan Walker slotted home Tadé's through ball. However, the second half belonged to the home side, after Mark Campbell was adjudged to have fouled Quinn on the edge of the box, and was shown a straight red. Queens' pressure eventually paid off deep into injury time, when Holmes equalised with an exquisite volley from 12 yards." It's really not difficult to give some insight into the game, rather than just listing the facts. What's the point in getting someone at the game to regurgitate what Richard Gordon has been telling everyone throughout the afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Having to drive on a Sun...no drinkies till much later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 People who come the see a car priced at £850 with only £700 cash with them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 People who come the see a car priced at £850 with only £700 cash with them Did you sell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Did you sell? He should have. If he wanted £800, the asking price should have been £1000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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