Dazzle Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Fucking metal skelfs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Guns don't kill people, snakes do (Well, neither did this snake, but you get me) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 every time I say something to the missu, she says 'shush'.Something to do with the last series of ER starting.... I'd more than 'shush' you if you spoke through ER She says that Dr Pratt has just died. OMG, how I wept. NB Anyone, just anyone, reads anything sordid into that and it's straight to Complaints Central and you'll be getting a slap! Double standards there then. Everything everyone else says is fair game but god forbid if anyone does it back to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I'd more than 'shush' you if you spoke through EROMG, how I wept. Double standards there then. Everything everyone else says is fair game but god forbid if anyone does it back to you. Are you sure it isn't the wikkawikkal witch rather than God............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 In a hurry to go out, and just got my new Gillette deoderant mixed up with my new Gillette shaving foam by not paying attention. Now have a foamy armpit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 In a hurry to go out, and just got my new Gillette deoderant mixed up with my new Gillette shaving foam by not paying attention. Now have a foamy armpit, by Vectron. Fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I'd have a look at her "hills"...fnar fnar HEYO! Anyway, I know it's been on here a lot before, but people who stop dead in the middle of the street when you're behind them. Daft bitch in the town today stopped right in front of me whilst on her phone and i nearly walked up her back. Instead i look like a nutter doing a matrix-esque swerve out her way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Tonight's moan... TV programmes that devote ages to... Title sequences "Last time..." "Next time..." There's no need for two minutes of fancy fonts and silent clips from the first series, I know what the programme is called, and I don't care who the Assistant Producer is. I know what happened last time, I watched it. Was it really such a shit episode that you can sum it up in a minute with brief clips? "Next time on This Show..." are possibly the worst. Programme makers, are you really so insecure in the quality of your own show that you need to try and make me watch the next one with a few flimsy cliff hangers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Tonight's moan...TV programmes that devote ages to... Title sequences "Last time..." "Next time..." There's no need for two minutes of fancy fonts and silent clips from the first series, I know what the programme is called, and I don't care who the Assistant Producer is. I know what happened last time, I watched it. Was it really such a shit episode that you can sum it up in a minute with brief clips? "Next time on This Show..." are possibly the worst. Programme makers, are you really so insecure in the quality of your own show that you need to try and make me watch the next one with a few flimsy cliff hangers? Thank you!! I thought I was the only one. The wife gets mad at me for shouting at the tv when the lazy programme makers pad their episodes out with last and next times. Not only that, but they realise how irritating it is, at least the producers of ER do, because we were watching a box set recently and there was none of that. It really fucking melts my grated cheddar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I just came unbelievably close to shitting my pants. Not nice at all I'm currently on the porcelain throne, squeezing choco water out my bowels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I absolutely fooked my ankle at training tonight. The ball got played low across the goal and i lunged in to score. At the same time, I got wiped out by 2 people and ended up with a very sore ankle and stud marks all the way up my leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Did you score? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 It's horribly warm. I'm sweating all over the place and I'm pretty much bollock. There's nothing else I can do! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Wanna cyber?asl? yeh 14/f/partik u 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 15/m/carntyne u got ne pics lol yeh me n gampa lmao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 There is no comeback to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 There is no comeback to that. I'm sure there is another perfectly innocent picture that has been altered to suit a warped mind on the internet somewhere! Anyway, as I said earlier, I had to kill a wasp today. Now my driveway is like a fucking graveyard. I think they are after me, because a dying wasp is struggling up the stairs on the wall.. I'm sure it's coming for me. It will be like was Thriller in here later tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Stain Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Tonight's moan...TV programmes that devote ages to... Title sequences "Last time..." "Next time..." There's no need for two minutes of fancy fonts and silent clips from the first series, I know what the programme is called, and I don't care who the Assistant Producer is. I know what happened last time, I watched it. Was it really such a shit episode that you can sum it up in a minute with brief clips? That is pretty irritating, what gets me is when you're watching a film and know that there's a good song over the credits and the announcer starts rattling on about what's on next over the top of it. Similarly when you watch something and want to find out who played a character but the credits are moved to a small screen in the corner while they advertise an upcoming show. "Next time on This Show..." are possibly the worst. Programme makers, are you really so insecure in the quality of your own show that you need to try and make me watch the next one with a few flimsy cliff hangers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Stain Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Another annoying thing is ballsing up a reply and putting your text in the quoted piece, making it tricky to read. I'm a stupid stupid man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I think they are after me, because a dying wasp is struggling up the stairs on the wall.. I'm sure it's coming for me. It will be like was Thriller in here later tonight. By Vectron, I know just what you mean! After todays heroic wasp rescue, my window got swamped with very large wasps being very aggressive. Because my window has to stay open for me to live, by Vectron's street mime, it was only a matter of time before they started to explore. The spider constructed a massive, massive web this afternoon, but it wasn't enough. As the wasps started to enter my room, I did the only manly thing, and left work early. By Vectron, I'm not paid for risking my life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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