endieinreekie Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Quality *chirp* Dependent *chirp* *chirp* Signal *chirp* Classifi - *chirp* - cation. *chirp*.It wouldn't have been too bad, relevant and reasonably informative, but for that fucking chirping mother fucker of a chirping camera. I was flinching each time he changed slide. It was 47 slides long! He even took photo's of the "Thank you, questions?" slide. Four of them! Thankfully, its finished now. I don't have to murder him. Oh, and do these people think its funny to put the majority of the speech processing presentations in the only room with no proper fucking sound system? Clowns. At the risk of sounding geeky though, I have been given a few new ideas for development, software I can use, new things to read and consider etc. etc. so its not like it was pointless. However, its fucking tedious and its a pain in the arse being sober through them. *chirp* Just like your use of multiple internet 'personalities'. Haven't seen you in ASDA for a while, you still working there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I suggest rubbing a docking leaf on it, that seemed to cure all of my childhood ailments. While i agree with your sentiments, do you have to hum the Blue Danube while rubbing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 While i agree with your sentiments, do you have to hum the Blue Danube while rubbing? Have you stopped going by Vectron!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 (edited) Have you stopped going by Vectron!? I'm back on my phone again, so its as fiddly as hell to do, by Vectron's edited pile of Vectrons. Edited August 27, 2009 by Vectron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Very good looking girls go out with normal looking guys. No idea why, but they do.I think it's some sort of gender ying-yang as normal looking guys often go out with fat munters. if only this was a general rule and not an exception in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Ha! Believe it or not, but I was watching the Sign Zone very early this morning (3 O'clock - insomnia attack) and it was Rick Stein in the Asian sub-continent looking at all these marvellous Indian, Thai and Indonesian dishes, the vast majority of which were either vegetarian or fish/shellfish based. Lots of red onions, garlic, ginger, curry leaves, prawns, peppers, cardomum, cinnamum, lime juice and suchlike! I was left with a bacon roll this morning..... this is a cracking programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Wasps. Little fucking fuckers. My mate Stuart told about his mate Ted and his wife Annie last night. I really thought it was going to be a joke at first but it's actually true. Annie was sitting on the toilet having a pee when she felt a tickling sensation then suddenly realised it was a wasp just at it stung her on the fanny. She shouted on Ted and told him, through her tears what had happened. Ted's mate Danny was round having a few sherbets with Ted (quite a few, actually, which probably explains the following bizarre conversation between the two old boys) so Ted said to him: "Annie's been stung on the fanny. You're a plumber, do something" "Do something? Like what?" "I don't know, can't you suck the poison out or something" "Suck the poison out. You're kidding me on. Anyway, you know my knees are bad, if I knelt down in front of her I wouldnae be able tae get up again" "Well I could get her to sit up on the kitchen table then; you'd only have tae bend over then" "Get tae ya daftie. What would ma wife say if she came round and caught me with ma heid between Annie's legs? Get soem of that Calomine lotion stuff, that should dae the trick" So Ted stumbled round to the local chemists and in a very loud voice explained exactly what he wanted and precisely why he needed it - "If I slap a dollop of that on her fanny it'll mebbes ease the pain a bit, aye?" He was apparently oblivious to the rest of the customers in the chemists trying not to wet themselves laughing! Have you stopped going by Vectron!? Stopo encouraging you muppet! I'm back on my phone again, so its as fiddly as hell to do. Bugger - too late, by Vectron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My mate Stuart told about his mate Ted and his wife Annie last night. I really thought it was going to be a joke at first but it's actually true.Annie was sitting on the toilet having a pee when she felt a tickling sensation then suddenly realised it was a wasp just at it stung her on the fanny. She shouted on Ted and told him, through her tears what had happened. Ted's mate Danny was round having a few sherbets with Ted (quite a few, actually, which probably explains the following bizarre conversation between the two old boys) so Ted said to him: "Annie's been stung on the fanny. You're a plumber, do something" "Do something? Like what?" "I don't know, can't you suck the poison out or something" "Suck the poison out. You're kidding me on. Anyway, you know my knees are bad, if I knelt down in front of her I wouldnae be able tae get up again" "Well I could get her to sit up on the kitchen table then; you'd only have tae bend over then" "Get tae ya daftie. What would ma wife say if she came round and caught me with ma heid between Annie's legs? Get soem of that Calomine lotion stuff, that should dae the trick" So Ted stumbled round to the local chemists and in a very loud voice explained exactly what he wanted and precisely why he needed it - "If I slap a dollop of that on her fanny it'll mebbes ease the pain a bit, aye?" He was apparently oblivious to the rest of the customers in the chemists trying not to wet themselves laughing! Whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 nae petroleum until pay day the morn, have to walk to 7s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Run. Then you'll be nice and warmed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I dont run, except from when I get there. Even then its the minimum I can get away with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 nae petroleum until pay day the morn, have to walk to 7s. Now its pishing down with rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Some stupid teen boy walking down the street squealing like a wee lassie with her fanny sewn up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I just ate a whole packet of jaffa cakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I just ate a whole packet of jaffa cakes That is so easy to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I still can't post a picture in a response on a thread. An imaginary gold star for the first person to give me instructions that are then successful in me completing this task. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 (edited) I still can't post a picture in a response on a thread. An imaginary gold star for the first person to give me instructions that are then successful in me completing this task. B) Right click on said picture (if you're taking it from another site). Click 'copy image URL'. Next. When you reply, there should be an icon with insert image or something on the page. Right click, 'paste'. Alternatively, take image and put [ IMG ] blah blah [ /IMG ] without spaces in the brackets. Just make sure it has the tags outside it. Quote this post to see how. Edited August 27, 2009 by GiGi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I just ate a whole packet of jaffa cakes Why is that in the nags thread?! RTBC for this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The end of Vectron is nigh. Remember Vectron well, and by Vectron's tax free pay raise, never forget to praise Vectron, and the golden memories of Vectron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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