Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Just listening to Kerrang!!! What the hell is 'Black Metal'? Sounds a bit like Frank Bruno's resolve but it must be music related. Any folk younger and cooler able to help me out here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Any folk younger and cooler able to help me out here? Black metal is an extreme heavy metal subgenre. It is typically characterized by the use of heavily-distorted guitars, harsh vocals, fast-paced rhythms, and unconventional song structures.The first bands to pioneer the black metal style include Venom, Bathory, Mercyful Fate, and Hellhammer/Celtic Frost. These bands were mostly thrash metal bands that formed the prototype for black metal; they are referred to collectively as the First Wave. In the late 1980s and early 1990s, a Second Wave emerged in Norway, including prominent bands like Mayhem and Darkthrone. Although there is no well-defined Third Wave, modern black metal bands have incorporated new musical and lyrical trends into their music. Black metal has been met with considerable hostility from mainstream culture, mainly because of the misanthropic and anti-Judeo-Christian attitude of bands contributing to the genre. Additionally, a few black metal bands have been known to have associations with church burnings, murder, and National Socialism. Black metal is generally seen as an underground form of music, in part because it does not appeal to mainstream tastes and because its musicians often choose to remain obscure. Kilt - older, but cooler, hipper! B) And slightly less ridiculous than the numpties pictured! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Kilt - older, but cooler, hipper! B) And slightly less ridiculous than the numpties pictured! Cheers Kilt. Black metal will be a lot of shite just judging by that picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Black metal will be a lot of shite just judging by that picture. Oh there's worse, much worse, believe me. Just Googleimage Black Metal, sit back, surf and laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Oh there's worse, much worse, believe me. Just Googleimage Black Metal, sit back, surf and laugh. What a bunch of fannies. "Look at me, Im mental as f**k. I hold skulls and pinch my mithers make-up when she goes down the shops with her coppers for ten Lammy Bammy." Fucking fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 He promised to get me through quickly..... ........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What a bunch of fannies. "Look at me, Im mental as f**k. I hold skulls and pinch my mithers make-up when she goes down the shops with her coppers for ten Lammy Bammy." Fucking fannies. I havea few Black Metal albums. Venom were the originators and are quite superb. I have 'Countess Bathory' and 'Black Metal' on my I-Pod. Actually (and i wouldn't expect anything else from an uninformed Fifer) it's a serious business the old 'Black Metal'. A few people have been murdered and a good number of churches burned to the ground in Norway. Put it this way: if you were face to face with these guys, you'd better not be laughing at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 That little witch in the Rice Krispies advert. You've just told your mother that you don't know how to tell which one is which, but when she's telling you which is Snap and which is Pop, you argue with her. You don't know what they are, you daft cow, stop arguing with your mother, you petulant little brat! Yes! Or the other wee f***er in the Picture advert - Josh that you don't see. "I can't find my trainers", "Where's my scooter", "It's not in the garage" shouting from off screen. Shut the f**k up, yer Mum is on the phone!! Grrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Yes!Or the other wee f***er in the Picture advert - Josh that you don't see. "I can't find my trainers", "Where's my scooter", "It's not in the garage" shouting from off screen. Shut the f**k up, yer Mum is on the phone!! Grrr. The poor wee sod is only trying to stop his mother signing up for a crippling loan that will see them out on the streets by the end of the year, give him a break! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Yes!Or the other wee f***er in the Picture advert - Josh that you don't see. "I can't find my trainers", "Where's my scooter", "It's not in the garage" shouting from off screen. Shut the f**k up, yer Mum is on the phone!! Grrr. I think the fact that she is on the phone and not giving him a row for interupting is sending out the wrong message to would-be parents! I frequently take my 5 year old to task for doing that! I'm not a 'don't do that darling, Mummy's talking, let's go to the park after this call sweetie' type of Mum! A straightforward 'wheesht' or making the action that I'm zipping my mouth shut normally works! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I frequently take my 5 year old to task for doing that! I'm not a 'don't do that darling, Mummy's talking, let's go to the park after this call sweetie' type of Mum! A straightforward 'wheesht' or making the action that I'm zipping my mouth shut normally works! Being an East Fife fan, the first thing that pops into my head is "BUTTON IT YA WEE SHITE!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I think the fact that she is on the phone and not giving him a row for interupting is sending out the wrong message to would-be parents!I frequently take my 5 year old to task for doing that! I'm not a 'don't do that darling, Mummy's talking, let's go to the park after this call sweetie' type of Mum! A straightforward 'wheesht' or making the action that I'm zipping my mouth shut normally works! Dont disagree. But I think that pretending that by getting one of these hefty 'consolidation' loans, secured by your home, you're going to solve all your worries and live happily ever after sends out an even worse message to would-be parents See the kid in the ad should have gone for the high-speed rugby tackle. I'd like to see you stop that with a 'wheesht' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 See the kid in the ad should have gone for the high-speed rugby tackle. I'd like to see you stop that with a 'wheesht' Dodged the wee man the other day when he attempted to do that and he headered the telly i didn't feel particulary good about it, he was ok though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Dodged the wee man the other day when he attempted to do that and he headered the telly i didn't feel particulary good about it, he was ok though More importantly, hows the telly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 More importantly, hows the telly? In all honesty, i wish he'd broke the fucking thing it's a monster, it's survived water poured into it and cats puke poured into it and it still won't die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Dodged the wee man the other day when he attempted to do that and he headered the telly i didn't feel particulary good about it, he was ok though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 In all honesty, i wish he'd broke the fucking thing it's a monster, it's survived water poured into it and cats puke poured into it and it still won't die Monsters are durable..... B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Monsters are durable..... B) Do i need a Silver bullet or something? come on you're the expert, tell me please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Do i need a Silver bullet or something? come on you're the expert, tell me please? Just wait until there something on you really desperately want to see and the b*****d will break 5 minutes before it starts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Just wait until there something on you really desperately want to see and the b*****d will break 5 minutes before it starts. You're probably right, the sound went for about 30 mins of the Scotland Vs Italy game due to cat vomit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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