capybara Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Ah the new years honours list. More outdated drivel. And i didn't get one.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 No milk in the fridge. Having to make do with coffee whitener for my morning cuppa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Head is banging. I have to be ready to leave in 4 hours aswell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Woke up today with a weird rash like thing on my face that makes me look sunburnt. Perfect! Have you been associating with Lerwick Lads wee brother? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Have you been associating with Lerwick Lads wee brother? It's not chickenpox. I think it might actually be some burst blood vessels from when I was sick the other night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 My head. I don't generally get a sore head when i'm hungover, but i've got a belter today. Infact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 (edited) When you're at the football singing to your heart's content, having the time of your life. Then you wake up on your couch fully-clothed, sat upright and smelling heavily of vomit, with stains of the stuff lurking on my clothes. Containing blood. Just after 9am. Edited January 1, 2011 by Kieran 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 When you're at the football singing to your heart's content, having the time of your life. Then you wake up on your couch fully-clothed, sat upright and smelling heavily of vomit, with stains of the stuff lurking on my clothes. Containing blood. Just after 9am. Should've stuck to the vallies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Should've stuck to the vallies! Quit it with that patter. Also, just done one of the smelliest jobbies ever to come out my arse, normally on a weekend it's a pretty destroyed toilet like... But today... Ooft. Most windows are open, can smell it from my room. Basically a case of what toilet smells worse, upstair shite, downstair puke. Deodranted the toilet now, although the smell of faeces is overcoming the Gillette. Time to send in the Right Guard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Four snottery nosed kids sneezing and coughing all over the place. I guess I'll be starting the new year with some vile cold then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Four snottery nosed kids sneezing and coughing all over the place. I guess I'll be starting the new year with some vile cold then. Haven't you got a cellar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Quit it with that patter. Also, just done one of the smelliest jobbies ever to come out my arse, normally on a weekend it's a pretty destroyed toilet like... But today... Ooft. Most windows are open, can smell it from my room. Basically a case of what toilet smells worse, upstair shite, downstair puke. Deodranted the toilet now, although the smell of faeces is overcoming the Gillette. Time to send in the Right Guard. Maybe you should learn to put the toilet seat down after you have finished in the bathroom then. Failing that,put some of whatever toilet cleaner you have around the inside of the bowl and leave it for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Maybe you should learn to put the toilet seat down after you have finished in the bathroom then. Failing that,put some of whatever toilet cleaner you have around the inside of the bowl and leave it for a while. This probably sounds a bit mad, but I've never even contemplated putting the seat down. Like never. Obviously the seat used to sit on I put down after a pish and all that, but the other lid never goes down. Shit. It's like I've just been enlightened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 (edited) This probably sounds a bit mad, but I've never even contemplated putting the seat down. Like never. Obviously the seat used to sit on I put down after a pish and all that, but the other lid never goes down. Shit. It's like I've just been enlightened. Men. Edit: I meant to say in my other post that it should be the toilet lid that goes down as well when it's that smelly. Edited January 1, 2011 by saints1884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number one wasp Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 People who's car breaks down infront of your house and they are in and out banging the doors either sit in the fucking thing or stand outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 People who's car breaks down infront of your house and they are in and out banging the doors either sit in the fucking thing or stand outside. Not only when they break down. It happens when people have parked up in front of their house and they bang the fucking car door shut. Have they never heard of gently shutting their car door? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I could be wrong, but did you not once complain about people hoovering at 7pm? I think it was you... anyway ,maybe people just need to stop being so precious about such tiny things? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Not being able to remember the night before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Not being able to remember the night before! Rohypnol? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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