Bowie_1888 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Been there maself, matey. A jag in each arm for a blood sample and a jag in the stomach to thin the blood. If I hadn't been thinking I was snuffing it with a cardiac arrest, I could have enjoyed the nurses *ahem*experience a lot more! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 The manager and assistant manager from work are heading to the uefa cup final tonight where they will be getting full hospitality, the c**ts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 That annoying work mate is going to get such a kick in the fucking pie. She's still fucking useless. She's also gone and made a huge f**k up by placing an advert for a permanent member of staff, who has now been appointed and must now be given a permanent contract for a job that is temporary. Fucking dozy bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 That annoying work mate is going to get such a kick in the fucking pie. I'll read the rest when I can see through the tears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I'll read the rest when I can see through the tears. I actually said that to the hot guy from legal tonight while waiting for the bus home. His reaction was more one of Fuxake, he's a weegie, he's heard worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I actually said that to the hot guy from legal tonight while waiting for the bus home. His reaction was more one of Fuxake, he's a weegie, he's heard worse He's maybe a raging Homopoof. I'd have been pishing myself laughing. Is there no way you can set this pain in the arse up for a sacking or maybe a relocating? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 He's maybe a raging Homopoof.I'd have been pishing myself laughing. Is there no way you can set this pain in the arse up for a sacking or maybe a relocating? She's already been relocted - to my fucking team! I'm working on getting her booted. I hate being a snitch, but she causes me so much extra work that I just have to complain really, don't I? Funny, whenever I've mentioned the hot guy to anyone else, they've said 'I bet he's a raving homosexual'. I'm beginning to believe it. Yes, THAT'll be why he's never taken up my hints about where I'll be that night. Ahem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Yes, THAT'll be why he's never taken up my hints about where I'll be that night. Ahem. Guy is a lost cause either way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 She's already been relocted - to my fucking team! I'm working on getting her booted. I hate being a snitch, but she causes me so much extra work that I just have to complain really, don't I? Funny, whenever I've mentioned the hot guy to anyone else, they've said 'I bet he's a raving homosexual'. I'm beginning to believe it. Yes, THAT'll be why he's never taken up my hints about where I'll be that night. Ahem. If you like him Lyn-Marie just be straight to the point with him. I suggest:- "Hi good looking guy, are you a poof?" If he says no, yer in there. If he says yes, tell him he isnt being different nowadays and to give it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I like it My nag, I need a slash and the bog is all the way downstairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I like it My nag, I need a slash and the bog is all the way downstairs. Do it in the lego bin and blame your brother. Worked for me when i was six. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Do it in the lego bin and blame your brother. Worked for me when i was six. I have a step-brother who is 32. Do you think that will work? No worries, I have relieved myself. I felt like I was going to pop otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I have a step-brother who is 32. Do you think that will work? Yes but make sure you clean the lego if you want to play with it. I forgot to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Yes but make sure you clean the lego if you want to play with it. I forgot to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 The posts from 27/11 onwards: :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I got referred for my vasectomy(sp?) today Ignore Kilt I drove to my appointment and drove home and was back at work the next day. The hardest part was responding to "Going anywhere nice on holiday this year?" while the Doctor was holding holding a pair of scissors in one hand and my wee man in the other. Oh, and at the same time, a nurse was standing at the bottom of the operating table looking up my ar**. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 That annoying work mate is going to get such a kick in the fucking pie. I'm shocked, young lady............but..... The posts from 27/11 onwards: ...you're right! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I'm stuck in the house waiting for the surveyor to come. He is meant to be here before 1pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I'm stuck in the house waiting for the surveyor to come. He is meant to be here before 1pm. Surveyor?! You're surely not moving house AGAIN?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Surveyor?! You're surely not moving house AGAIN?!? No no, remortgaging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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