Guest The Phoenix Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 You let me enter Innuendo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Innuendo That is quality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Men who try and chat you up in the process of trying to sell you an Axa Health Plan. I'm sorry, but there's loads of pathetic lines that would work on me, but phrases like 'I like you. You're the most intelligent person I've spoken to. Is your name Scottish? You know, there's some things that men just like. I hope that by some chance we'll meet again'. f**k off! That doesn't make me want your fucking health plan! I'm only after the list of dentists you've got there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 The "code" patter is getting over used and boring on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Oh, and Dougie and Hegs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 The "code" patter is getting over used and boring on here. I know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Men who try and chat you up in the process of trying to sell you an Axa Health Plan. I'm sorry, but there's loads of pathetic lines that would work on me, but phrases like 'I like you. You're the most intelligent person I've spoken to. Is your name Scottish? You know, there's some things that men just like. I hope that by some chance we'll meet again'. f**k off! That doesn't make me want your fucking health plan! I'm only after the list of dentists you've got there! When I was enjoying the single life I always found that being straight to the point with a girl was the best way forward. Obviously not too straight to the point like, "Hi, Im Andy, fancy a shag," but just letting them know you like them worked for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 The "code" patter is getting over used and boring on here. Sorry mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I once told a girl she had nice teeth, she left not long after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Men who try and chat you up in the process of trying to sell you an Axa Health Plan. I'm sorry, but there's loads of pathetic lines that would work on me, but phrases like 'I like you. You're the most intelligent person I've spoken to. Is your name Scottish? You know, there's some things that men just like. I hope that by some chance we'll meet again'. f**k off! That doesn't make me want your fucking health plan! I'm only after the list of dentists you've got there! You should have answered that with 'Syphilis' and heard him crumble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Obviously not too straight to the point like, "Hi, Im Andy, fancy a shag," but just letting them know you like them worked for me. Somebody once bet me that they could do that to ten girls on a night out and get a guaranteed shag. It bloody worked as well! Git. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 When I was enjoying the single life I always found that being straight to the point with a girl was the best way forward.Obviously not too straight to the point like, "Hi, Im Andy, fancy a shag," but just letting them know you like them worked for me. Either you are admitting to being Lyn Marie's healthcare salesman, or trying to act big by pretending you are/were popular with the girls in yester-year. (i was going to do a codebox but to be nice to Hazel i didn't bother) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Somebody once bet me that they could do that to ten girls on a night out and get a guaranteed shag. It bloody worked as well! Git. I too have witnessed this kind of chat up in action, the boy got a right good slap of the first girl he tried it on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Either you are admitting to being Lyn Marie's healthcare salesman, or trying to act big by pretending you are/were popular with the girls in yester-year.(i was going to do a codebox but to be nice to Hazel i didn't bother) Trying to act big?!? We're not all Luke Chadwick lookalikes like you. Why would I try to act big when there are a good few guys on here who know me and would tell you that I was talking shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Trying to act big?!? We're not all Luke Chadwick lookalikes like you. Why would I try to act big when there are a good few guys on here who know me and would tell you that I was talking shite? He's talking shite........ ............27/11 is a great guy* *I was not paid to say that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 got 2 exams next week and dont have a scooby about the courses and im revising and its not going in and i feel dead stupid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 (edited) got 2 exams next week and dont have a scooby about the courses and im revising and its not going in and i feel dead stupid Well, with sentences like that one Edited May 18, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Well, with sentences like that one shut it ya baldy bint just cos im at a proper university and none of this "university of life" shit you auld twats rattle out B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 shut it ya baldy bint just cos im at a proper university and none of this "university of life" shit you auld twats rattle out B) Another fine example of your english there And anyway ya lanky bassa the "university of life" ROCKS!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Just read the chat up line kinda effort bit there. For a laugh I went up to a girl on holiday and asked her if she would hold my pint as I went for a shit. SLAP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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