Granny Danger Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Having been onto a couple of recruitment websites I'm getting pissed off by the number of "educational establishments" that keep phoning me up asking me "...how I'd like to further my education..." with them or similar shite. If they got my details from said sites then they should be able to reead the bit where it's clear I already have better degree qualifications that are relevant. Sorry but I couldn't resist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 (edited) When you are watching a match on TV, and they show a penalty from the camera behind the goal at the other end from where the penalty is being taken (see Chelsea v Man Utd on Wednesday night). I'm not playing FIFA here... Edited November 2, 2012 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 When you are watching a match on TV, and they show a penalty from the camera behind the goal at the other end from where the penalty is being taken (see Chelsea v Man Utd on Wednesday night). I'm not playing FIFA here... I thought it was worse when they showed penalties from behind the net they were shooting into, bizarre! See Swansea play-off final (I think). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Arrived in abu dhabi but my luggage hasnt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 When you are watching a match on TV, and they show a penalty from the camera behind the goal at the other end from where the penalty is being taken (see Chelsea v Man Utd on Wednesday night). I'm not playing FIFA here... I like it. It means you actually get to see where a penalty was placed. Sometimes "side-on" can be deceptive, especially if the net doesn't ripple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I like it. It means you actually get to see where a penalty was placed. Sometimes "side-on" can be deceptive, especially if the net doesn't ripple. I agree completely. This angle is awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 The way every female in the world thinks. Bunch of wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Sorry but I couldn't resist. S'ok. I'd probably have done the same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Girlfriend not long in from town, woke me up and then went on to spew all over the bedroom floor. Go to get something to clean it up, and find out that shes done the same in the sitting room. I mean, I know we drew at Airdrie today but we at least forced a replay dear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Girlfriend not long in from town, woke me up and then went on to spew all over the bedroom floor. Go to get something to clean it up, and find out that shes done the same in the sitting room. I mean, I know we drew at Airdrie today but we at least forced a replay dear! Rub her nose in it. She won't do it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Or better yet, clean up all the spew and then in the morning when she's hungover, take a big, dirty shite on the bathroom floor and make her clean it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The way every female in the world thinks. Bunch of wankers. If you tell us what it is that has caused you to post this we might be able to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 When two lanes are merging into one, the c***s that keep going when it's quite clear there's a fucking queue. Serious road rage It's the drivers who leave a gap to let them in that annoy me. if the roads to merge why queue back and block onslips /off slips? boils my piss at the gyle when that happens. im coming off the road but cant cause the lane merges further up and you all queued blocking the exit making the queue even longer!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 When your jobby is going swimmingly and that bad boy is slowly creeping out Then, it happens..... At the death, with one last remaining second of jobbytime..... YOUR ARSE CONTRACTS Leaving one wee annoyingly uncomfortable bit of jobby, no bigger than a pea, lodged in your rectum with insufficient jobbypower behind it to force it out. This is just the worst, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utdtillidie Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 On that subject... When in work and going for a dump and two people decide to have a conversation right outside the shitter. Right f*ckin off puttin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 On a similar note, I hate it when you're in the toilet in the pub, doing a piss and a fart sneaks out and someone feels the need to comment. It should be an unwritten rule that these things should be just ignored like it neve happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 On a similar note, I hate it when you're in the toilet in the pub, doing a piss and a fart sneaks out and someone feels the need to comment. It should be an unwritten rule that these things should be just ignored like it neve happened. Just blame it on the dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 I'm in Frankie and bennys and over by the toilet I spot a girl I know. I say to my fiance back in 2 and head over for a hiya only to realise half way there its not her. I decide to beeline for the bog instead as to not look a Dick, when I get in the cubicle is occupied and theirs a fella at 1 of 3 urinals. So I stand there and pretend to go for a piss but I ain't needing and the other fella seems to be having the largest pish ever. That guy probably went back to his table and commented that I go to toilets for no reason. What a completely ridiculous situation to get in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Just blame it on the dog. Different pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 My boiler is broken and it's absolutely freezing. Anyone got Magee's number? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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