RH33 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 whos geoffery? My little baby niece's cuddly toy. He's run away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Who's the gayboy at the bar! no its "whose the poofter in the pink" according to Bowie it wud be me as he introduced me to about 20 random folk in Burger King as "Graham my gay poof mate" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Who's the gayboy at the bar! whos the burd that wanted me to stick me knob in her fud??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 noits "whose the poofter in the pink" Nah, that's not what the crowd by me were singing at Gogo. whos the burd that wanted me to stick me knob in her fud??? Dude. That was a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 come on lyn-marie, you were secretly chocking on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 come on lyn-marie, you were secretly chocking on it I don't choke. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I've had my warning level increased to 10% for 'not getting a haircut' I'm soooo getting banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I don't choke. Ever. I can see why you were so popular then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I've had my warning level increased to 10% for 'not getting a haircut' I had mines increased by 10% for "being a big gay". Funnily enough the person responsible (as a moderator forgot to sign themselves out of his PC) woke up today molesting SimonLichtie...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) I have got the flu. My temperature is 102.5 F so GIRUY Debbie and co who bang on about 'Man Flu', wouldn't be on the internet of you had real flu etc.On the downside I was like this a week ago, I got better njow I'm ill again which is the symptoms of malaria, so I'm going for a blood test tomorrow. Bad aids maybe? Edited to add - i have received a 10% warning increase from debbie, stating that "the slug was shit" Edited June 18, 2007 by philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Thanks everyone, appreciated. I'm getting annoyed at myself now for bringing everyone down Onward and upward, starting with this: I got a text just before midnight on Saturday which said: "LM has amazing breasts!" If that pie and bovril regular is watching and would like to PM their bid to buy my silence, good luck! Och, everyone would have already ruled you out based on your age and inability to use 'one of those newfangled cordless gramaphone speakeasy things' I will reveal who it was, and much more of their drunken slabberings if I am not bribed soon....... Was it me? I was singing down the phone to you apparently. "What's that coming over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster?" I have got the flu. My temperature is 102.5 F so GIRUY Debbie and co who bang on about 'Man Flu', wouldn't be on the internet of you had real flu etc.On the downside I was like this a week ago, I got better njow I'm ill again which is the symptoms of malaria, so I'm going for a blood test tomorrow. You can have a temperature and not have flu ffs! It's clearly not flu you have if you're getting blood tests for malaria! Bad aids maybe?Edited to add - i have received a 10% warning increase from debbie, stating that "the slug was shit" Apologies, I forgot to sign out on adam wee's computer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I'm just going on experience. I've had proper flu once in my life, and I could hardly move. The only thing I wanted to do was die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Over a hundred quid to get from Uig to Lochmaddy by ferry. What a rip off. Cheaper going abroad than goin on holiday here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BullyWee1878 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Bernard Manning dying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Was it me? I was singing down the phone to you apparently. "What's that coming over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster?" Yes you were, but no it wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Was it me? I was singing down the phone to you apparently. "What's that coming over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster?". I was in stiches at that Debbie I was in the middle of replying to a text from Monster and you just grabbed the phone off me and dialled his number and started singing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I bet I know who that was, if it's the same one as said it to her face on Saturday night and said she had a nice arse as well! : Nope, was'nt me. And I really, really do want to know who it is! My bet is it's someone who'd already said it to my face anyway. Not guilty LM, I never speak behind anybody's back, if i've got something to say i'll say it. Oh and my nag...........legs are still killing me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Some w**ker has robbed my house. Crying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Some w**ker has robbed my house. Crying. Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 my cat has kidney failure and will probably die soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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