Guest The Phoenix Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 You try and help and it get's thrown straight back in your face...well you can stuff that £1 up your ar se. I suspect Monster could cope with all £400 in £1 coins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 You only watched one car! I've thought about those 'car watching' wee fuckers often and came up with a plan. Ned asks you if you want your car watched, say yes and that if he's there at the end of the match you'll give him an extra fiver for doing a good job. If Ned is stupid enough to be there (Probable) take your initial payment back off him and drive home happy in the knowledge that you just done a wee tinks mither out of 10 Lambert & Butler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I suspect Monster could cope with all £400 in £1 coins. Behave yourself y'auld fart. My rectum is exactly the right size for a proper gentleman my age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I suspect Monster could cope with all £400 in £1 coins. Monster would chew them up and shit out four £100 notes like a robotic ATM machine. Top man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Monster would chew them up and shit out four £100 notes like a robotic ATM machine.Top man. Not the mental picture I was looking for at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I suspect Monster could cope with all £400 in £1 coins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Monster would chew them up and shit out four £100 notes like a robotic ATM machine.Top man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I went sleep walking last night and when I woke up this morning I have no hair :bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I went sleep walking last night and when I woke up this morning I have no hair :bairn Hair Thieves! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I was in stiches at that Debbie I was in the middle of replying to a text from Monster and you just grabbed the phone off me and dialled his number and started singing Ah! So it was you texting Monster! Nope, was'nt me.Not guilty LM, I never speak behind anybody's back, if i've got something to say i'll say it. Aye, and you did say it! Several times. I was actually asked outside why I could listen to all that without blushing. I think I said something along the lines of never blushing, and I'd no reason to. The real reason I wasn't blushing? I was far too out of it to feel any shame at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Ah! So it was you texting Monster! I used artistic license a bit. What he actually texted was: LM is a lovely well balanced lady, in touch with her emotions and spirit. I would happily spend many an afternoon shopping for throw pillows with her, then rubbing her aching feet in the evenings, while talking about our mutual feelings of respect. I would, if required, make many late night visits to the 24 hour petrol station to buy her favourite brand of chocolate and never complain about doing so. I would consider it an honour to bring her a hot water bottle in bed when she gets menopausal pain, and i would charm all her friends without being creepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 (edited) I used artistic license a bit.What he actually texted was: LM is a lovely well balanced lady, in touch with her emotions and spirit. I would happily spend many an afternoon shopping for throw pillows with her, then rubbing her aching feet in the evenings, while talking about our mutual feelings of respect. I would, if required, make many late night visits to the 24 hour petrol station to buy her favourite brand of chocolate and never complain about doing so. I would consider it an honour to bring her a hot water bottle in bed when she gets menopausal pain, and i would charm all her friends without being creepy. Ah, so not Steven then. For crying out loud, man, tell me who it was! Edit to add: Anyone who would want to go shopping for throw pillows is obviously a big gaybo anyway, and isn't worthy of me. P.S. I've discovered there's some shit stirring wee buggers here. Edited June 19, 2007 by Lyn-Marie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Ah, so not Steven then.For crying out loud, man, tell me who it was! Edit to add: Anyone who would want to go shopping for throw pillows is obviously a big gaybo anyway, and isn't worthy of me. P.S. I've discovered there's some shit stirring wee buggers here. I'm not! I'm only messing about! All the text said was LM has magnificent breasts, don't get too excited! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I'm not! I'm only messing about! All the text said was LM has magnificent breasts, don't get too excited! I didn't mean you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Ah, so not Steven then.For crying out loud, man, tell me who it was! Edit to add: Anyone who would want to go shopping for throw pillows is obviously a big gaybo anyway, and isn't worthy of me. P.S. I've discovered there's some shit stirring wee buggers here. It wasn't me, just incase the pictures got you thinking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I don't mind admitting it's starting to bug me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I've certainly heard some interesting stories regarding the 5's............... And going by what I've been told, probably by some people that weren't even fucking there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 And going by what I've been told, probably by some people that weren't even fucking there. *cough* Nothing to see here, move along..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 *cough*Nothing to see here, move along..... I really couldn't care less what happened with anyone, it's none of my business. Well said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 *cough*Nothing to see here, move along..... Are you talking to me yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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