banana Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Am sure I've caught whatever Mrs Mozzamozza had. Average penis size thread for this pish. I tell you who's the scum of the fucking earth - posters without an avatar. Name names 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Name names Mr Bairn and Fuzzy Afro for two. Pair of marijuana farming c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Am sure I've caught whatever Mrs Mozzamozza had. We all have, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Mr Bairn and Fuzzy Afro for two. Pair of marijuana farming c***s. Scum, absolute scum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 We all have, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 people who put their hazard lights on to stop but just keep moving forward. Make up your f***ing mind! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 people who put their hazard lights on to stop but just keep moving forward. Make up your f***ing mind! Dickheads who sit between vehicles in laybys or roadside parking spaces with their hazard lights on so all you see is their right indicator. You sit there like a spanner for a minute doing the courteous thing and flashing them out until you decide to drive by and growl at them and there is no-one in the fucking car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Hazard lights are seen by some people as an excuse to act like a dick, particularly in terms of parking anywhere they like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Hazard lights are seen by some people as an excuse to act like a dick, particularly in terms of parking anywhere they like. The taxi drivers cloaking device 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 All these adverts that abuse the English language......"Quote yourself happy", "You're so Moneymarket wanky" and all the rest of it; it's absolutely viral at the moment. Plus you can get something "in store", when they mean you can get it in the feckin shop! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 People passing round cards and envelope for money for someone's birthday/wedding/engagement/retirement that you don't know. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Needing to fart really badly and someone is sitting right next to you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 (edited) Needing to fart really badly and someone is sitting right next to you Just drop your guts then get up and look at the person next to you and shout "YA MANKY b*****d!" and walk off. Edited March 18, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Needing to fart really badly and someone is sitting right next to you I take it you aren't in the stalls? If you are, prap away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 When someone dies and the usual grief junkies flock to facebook to get their mourning in first and say "you couldn't have met a better person/nicest soul to walk the earth". That's funny, I was told after the last death that I couldn't meet a better person, and the death before that. He was a good guy, we get it, we don't need your over-exaggerated, attention seeking, brownie point scoring pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 When someone dies and the usual grief junkies flock to facebook to get their mourning in first and say "you couldn't have met a better person/nicest soul to walk the earth". That's funny, I was told after the last death that I couldn't meet a better person, and the death before that. He was a good guy, we get it, we don't need your over-exaggerated, attention seeking, brownie point scoring pish. Even more annoying, when the person in question was widely known as an absolute c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Even more annoying, when the person in question was widely known as an absolute c**t. See: Fernando Ricksen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 People passing round cards and envelope for money for someone's birthday/wedding/engagement/retirement that you don't know. f**k off. I got reprimanded at work for that not two weeks ago. About ten of us round a table at a meeting and I just passed the card on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 When someone dies and the usual grief junkies flock to facebook to get their mourning in first and say "you couldn't have met a better person/nicest soul to walk the earth". That's funny, I was told after the last death that I couldn't meet a better person, and the death before that. He was a good guy, we get it, we don't need your over-exaggerated, attention seeking, brownie point scoring pish. Whilst never nice when someone dies a dark part of my brain always wants the headteacher being interviewed on tv as to what an amazing child and that they will be a massive loss to the entire community of the school...... I just want once for him to say ' thank god for that he was a total dick, a bully and heading for a life of oxygen-thieving alcohol and drug abuse, but sure his folks will miss him', then turn and walk away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Even more annoying, when the person in question was widely known as an absolute c**t. Indeed. The post that triggered my above reaction was infuriating. It was clear the lassie hadn't spoken to him since about 8 BC ("I mind that time ages ago when we were cold in the town and his dad came and picked us up and took us home - what a LOL") but still out-pouring all the clichés she could think of, she had no idea what the guy was like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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