Sweaty Morph Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Wee bawbag sitting outside my house with Scooter blaring out his car speakers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Wee bawbag sitting outside my house with Scooter blaring out his car speakers. Used to have a neighbour who played this shite at all hours and extremely loudly. Needless to say he was a total tosser and every time I hear that pish it gives me horrible shivers. Utter gunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Why didn't you go out and kill him and once he was dead smash f**k out his stereo then set his car alight with him dead inside it? Was wondering that myself, actually. The wife tells me there are laws against these things, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 One of the neighbours beat me to it and went out and moved him on, complaining the music was "too loud". To be honest, the choice of artist offended me more than the volume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Rubberneckers on the Motorway. Fuds . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Trying to get info from a supplier in Italy. Emails getting automated out of office replies that nobody is working and all on holiday from 30/05/15 - 03/06/15 for a one day national holiday (Republic Day). If that how long one day national public holidays are under a republican regime I have only one thing to add - DEATH TO THE MONARCHY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 This song stuck in my head I blame Motherwell fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 On a plane for over an hour today and a tosser on the other side of the aisle is playing a game that "tings" every time he does something right. Turn the sounds off, ya b*****d! Ditto these cabbages that can't type out a text without the phone registering their every letter with a daft noise. You're actually looking at the message as you type it out, ya complete roaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Trying to get info from a supplier in Italy. Emails getting automated out of office replies that nobody is working and all on holiday from 30/05/15 - 03/06/15 for a one day national holiday (Republic Day). If that how long one day national public holidays are under a republican regime I have only one thing to add - DEATH TO THE MONARCHY. Don't bother trying to get hold of them during August, they piss off to the lidos for a month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grazza Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Completely inadequate toilet facilities at my work. Must be about 100 plus guys on the office floor with 2 cubicles in the bog and today one was out of order. I'm one for dumping on company time rather than break time but nearly always occupied and would look like a tit going back and forth or waiting ages for people to finish their turn. It really is a game of thrones. Even if I just go during break lose prob 10 minutes queuing before letting rip. While I'm here lost count of the amount of dress down days and being guilt tripped into giving money to charity even if I turn up in normal work clothes literally have to pay to get into work at least once a week. Not like we get a say what the charities are either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 On a plane for over an hour today and a tosser on the other side of the aisle is playing a game that "tings" every time he does something right. Turn the sounds off, ya b*****d! Why didn't you ask him to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Completely inadequate toilet facilities at my work. Must be about 100 plus guys on the office floor with 2 cubicles in the bog and today one was out of order. I'm one for dumping on company time rather than break time but nearly always occupied and would look like a tit going back and forth or waiting ages for people to finish their turn. It really is a game of thrones. Even if I just go during break lose prob 10 minutes queuing before letting rip. While I'm here lost count of the amount of dress down days and being guilt tripped into giving money to charity even if I turn up in normal work clothes literally have to pay to get into work at least once a week. Not like we get a say what the charities are either. Jesus. I hope they're hot desks, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I've had a sore head for two days. I've taken ibuprofen. I've drank plenty water. My head is still sore Ice? Paracetamol? A good w**k? If those all fail on top of what you've already tried, welcome to the club, pardner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I've had a sore head for two days. I've taken ibuprofen. I've drank plenty water. My head is still sore You've probably brought back one of those foreign lurgy's. I'll name it E-miley. Now we are all doomed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Hotel wi-fi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 This Coke can challenge thing that's meant to be the new ice bucket challenge. Now I like to see a pair of chebs as much as the next man but c'mon there is no chance as many people are going to do it. Great marketing by Coke though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 This Coke can challenge thing that's meant to be the new ice bucket challenge. Whassat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I have developed a new found hatred for limp handshakes. They really are the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Guy at work referring to me as "toots". At least, I think that's what he said... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I have developed a new found hatred for limp handshakes. They really are the worst. Being the unemployed scumbag which I currently am, I've naturally spent a lot of my time watching Jeremy Kyle, and his shit, limp handshake infuriates me. That and his big melt. The fucking f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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