KnightswoodBear Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Any MORON who does this:- ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1434623490.111196.jpg Just f**k off! I'm positive that diving, Planet of the Apes lookalike p***k Gareth Bale tried to Trademark that. Fucking apocacunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Conversation I overheard on the way to work this morning. Girl: So did you get the payrise in the end? Cityboy pr*ck: Nah, not this time. Girl: So what is it you're on at the moment? Cityboy pr*ck: £49,000 Girl: That's still pretty good. Cityboy pr*ck: Not really, still under a grand a week. It took enormous self-control not to shove him down the escalator. Less than a grand a week? Peasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Had to force entry into a house today. Found a women lying on her floor dead. The sight I can live with, but that smell will stay with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Had to force entry into a house today. Found a women lying on her floor dead. The sight I can live with, but that smell will stay with me. Shouldn't have shagged her then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I'm positive that diving, Planet of the Apes lookalike p***k Gareth Bale tried to Trademark that. Fucking apocacunt. He's a total walloper. It sends me into genuine seethe whenever I see that prat do it. He looks like a dick at the best of times with that face, the celebration just sends it over the top! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 He's a total walloper. It sends me into genuine seethe whenever I see that prat do it. He looks like a dick at the best of times with that face, the celebration just sends it over the top! I actually agree with all you say, but have given you a red for the use of the word 'prat'. It's just an awful insult. The connotations I have of it are of a rambling posh English man who struggles to pronounce the 'r' whilst saying it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I actually agree with all you say, but have given you a red for the use of the word 'prat'. It's just an awful insult. The connotations I have of it are of a rambling posh English man who struggles to pronounce the 'r' whilst saying it. That's not him struggling to say it m8, he was just calling for his wife, Pat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 1434639570765.jpg That happened to me a few months back, cost £110.00 to replace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 That happened to me a few months back, cost £110.00 to replace. Why bother, are you selling it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Why bother, are you selling it? I don't want to drive about like a schemie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Wash your clothes and get a haircut then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 When putting petrol in a car and the trigger thingie on the pump keeps popping back up meaning it takes fecking ages to fill the bloody car up. Fucking drives me round the bend that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Unfortunately this is the price you'll pay if you're foolish enough to wash the car at home whilst sporting an erection. How does your mind work, Milesy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Are you suggesting that doesn't look like a bellend-sized hole in the wing mirror Mrs M? No, I'm wondering why that's the first place your mind went. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 No, I'm wondering why that's the first place your mind went. Give the boy a break, he's having to cover for Throbber whilst he's on holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Give the boy a break, he's having to cover for Throbber whilst he's on holiday. I thought he'd just have to sniff pants and w**k into socks, didn't realise breaking car mirrors with your cock was expected. Glad my cv was rejected now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Second place it went. The initial thought of a stone maybe hitting it didn't seem that funny. Well, that's certainly true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 You're grumpy tonight Mrs M. I am not! You just haven't been very funny. Adam tells dick jokes all the time, by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Flies. Not normal flies, the big ones you follow around before hitting with whatever solid paper object you have to hand. The wee shitey floaty ones you can hit with one hand. I've had a continuous stream of the c***s around here the past few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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