Airdrie Onions Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 People protesting in George Square and London claiming they're anarchists whilst shouting for more government. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The women who speaks in the adverts of E4, saying "Big Bang theory on next" for example, keeps saying biscuit and it's driving me insane. She has tourettes, keep hoping she'll start swearing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Fucking #Perthshire is starting to get annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Made the mistake of going for a cheap curry at lunchtime. They were out of the mild yins like Chicken Korma, so I tried a hot one because how bad could it be? Carrying on with work while your stomach tries to reach up your throat and strangle you is not the easiest of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 From a restaurant or a microwave one from a supermarket? Weatherspoons. Only £2.99. A moment on the lips, gives you the inferno squits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Grown men going around shops / supermarkets with football tops on. Seriously, who looks at their wardrobe and thinks that today they will wear a football top out? You just know that will be the idiot that cant work the self scan checkout, will the drive the wrong way round the one way system before inevitably almost causing an accident by changing lanes without indicating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Sitting nursing a hangover of epic proportions. Wife working and kids at home too. Feel like everyone's coming to get me. FML 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Grown men going around shops / supermarkets with football tops on. Seriously, who looks at their wardrobe and thinks that today they will wear a football top out? You just know that will be the idiot that cant work the self scan checkout, will the drive the wrong way round the one way system before inevitably almost causing an accident by changing lanes without indicating. If I were to only wear my football tops at games (and assuming I buy one or even both tops every season) I'd only get to wear them about 10 times. f**k forking out £40/£80 to wear something that amount of times* Hee Haw wrong with wearing you're football top away from fitba. * I know wimen can fork out more than that for an item they'll wear just once but that's a different argument altogether! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Grown men going around shops / supermarkets with football tops on. Seriously, who looks at their wardrobe and thinks that today they will wear a football top out? You just know that will be the idiot that cant work the self scan checkout, will the drive the wrong way round the one way system before inevitably almost causing an accident by changing lanes without indicating. Wear my Scotland top out when popping to the shops etc no problem, who gets dressed up to go to the shops anyway or cares what they look like when they're out shopping Pair of joggers and a t shirt, occasionally a Scotland top, nae bather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Grown men going around shops / supermarkets with football tops on. Seriously, who looks at their wardrobe and thinks that today they will wear a football top out? You just know that will be the idiot that cant work the self scan checkout, will the drive the wrong way round the one way system before inevitably almost causing an accident by changing lanes without indicating. I was in Slaters suit shopping yesterday and there was one idiot with a Celtic shirt. As you say, how did he think that was appropriate to go clothes shopping in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I was in Slaters suit shopping yesterday and there was one idiot with a Celtic shirt. As you say, how did he think that was appropriate to go clothes shopping in? Sounds like the, infamous unscreened, OF episode of Mr Ben. Where it finishes with a tracky bottoms sodden wi pish Mr Ben being huckled by the polis after necking some Bucky and banjoing his missus. As if by magic the man, unfortunately for Benjys missus, had a half day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Just got a work email from a Builder's Merchant that's signed off "Love and Respect". What the actual f...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Sitting nursing a hangover of epic proportions. Wife working and kids at home too. Feel like everyone's coming to get me. FML Sakes; he's onto us, boys! Abort, abort!!! Just got a work email from a Builder's Merchant that's signed off "Love and Respect". What the actual f...? You're in there. Let us know how it goes in the Car Sex thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My car is knackered, to say the least. The electrode has broken off one of the spark plugs, causing oil to leak out, and breaking one of the Pistons. Not looking forward to the estimate one bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Shona Robison's surname. Robinson or Robson is fine, Robison is just a shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 This sort of lazy cuntishness in shopping centre car parks although have seen lazier examples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 This sort of lazy cuntishness in shopping centre car parks although have seen lazier examples. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1434939300.708768.jpg Actually had someone say that I was doing someone out of a job by returning my own trolley once 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Shona Robison's surname. Robinson or Robson is fine, Robison is just a shambles. Haha I always think this aswell What a fucking shite name, incredibly annoying to look at 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I'd have to say people are more than not lazy b*****ds. Whether it's parents on the school run, folk at supermarkets or drivers in general all you see is overwhelming examples of lazy b*****d syndrome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 (edited) Hamishes' Hoose (bar) in the middle of Paisley. Business name fail. Eta: #Renfrewshire Edited June 22, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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