kerrdavidson95 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Jobsworth security guards at ports. Let me pick up hoors in peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Online Lottery taking 10 seconds to add funds but takes 3 days to withdraw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I have to go out or there'll be no beer whilst watching the NFL tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Great. Heard they're doing Belladrum next year. My phone corrected wankers to warblers. I guess the foglight warblers would be a decent band if they could find their direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Just have a space copied on the clipboard and ctrl v to your heart's desire. I wonder if I could get that tied to a single key press? Now, which key to choose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 The pronunciation of "Ladbrokes" on the football coverage. I know the company will have asked them to pronounce it that way but has anyone ever called it "Ladbrooks" before? Literally never heard it pronounced any other way. Are you saying it exactly as it's spelt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Literally never heard it pronounced any other way. Are you saying it exactly as it's spelt? No, I'm not. It's spelt Lad-broke-s, not Ladbrooks. I had never heard anyone pronounce it Lad-brooks until this season. Including the people working in the many I have frequented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 No, I'm not. It's spelt Lad-broke-s, not Ladbrooks. I had never heard anyone pronounce it Lad-brooks until this season. Including the people working in the many I have frequented. That's what I was asking - you pronounce it Lad-broke-s? As I say, never heard that before. Anyone I've ever heard say the name has pronounced it Lad-brooks, and that must be a few hundred times over thirty-odd years. Funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 That's what I was asking - you pronounce it Lad-broke-s? As I say, never heard that before. Anyone I've ever heard say the name has pronounced it Lad-brooks, and that must be a few hundred times over thirty-odd years. Funny. Ah got you now - yeah I pronounce it as it's spelt, and honestly had never heard anyone, including their employees, say anything different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Ah got you now - yeah I pronounce it as it's spelt, and honestly had never heard anyone, including their employees, say anything different. One of us is clearly the victim of a "nudge-nudge-here-comes-Mark/Dave" type conspiracy IMO. I look forward to P&B providing the casting vote, and will prepare my tools of revenge accordingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 One of us is clearly the victim of a "nudge-nudge-here-comes-Mark/Dave" type conspiracy IMO. I look forward to P&B providing the casting vote, and will prepare my tools of revenge accordingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 One of us is clearly the victim of a "nudge-nudge-here-comes-Mark/Dave" type conspiracy IMO. I look forward to P&B providing the casting vote, and will prepare my tools of revenge accordingly. From now on, I'm doing all my betting with BeetFred or William Hall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 From now on, I'm doing all my betting with BeetFred or William Hall. Or peed....... Wait that's no right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 One of us is clearly the victim of a "nudge-nudge-here-comes-Mark/Dave" type conspiracy IMO. I look forward to P&B providing the casting vote, and will prepare my tools of revenge accordingly. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1446392808.515907.jpg Can do terrible things to a man's nipples, that wrench. Not to mention the purple Buttplug of Doom From now on, I'm doing all my betting with BeetFred or William Hall. Thankfully not a betting man myself. Just the odd I-cum, you-later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Can do terrible things to a man's nipples, that wrench. Not to mention the purple Buttplug of Doom Ah, so that's your intentions. Try this on for size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Ah, so that's your intentions. Try this on for size. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1446394055.091047.jpg Steady. We don't want them enjoying themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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heedthebaa Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Just made a right c**t of masell, in the pub, burst out laughing at a hilarious story, blacked out, fell to the ground on Ma knees, dropped my Tennents, smashed the glass and had to be picked up by my sons. Auld age eh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Just made a right c**t of masell, in the pub, burst out laughing at a hilarious story, blacked out, fell to the ground on Ma knees, dropped my Tennents, smashed the glass and had to be picked up by my sons. Auld age eh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 3rd pint, am no hevin that Zen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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