BFTD Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Is the Mr Whippy statement some sort of sick joke?? Thatcher's redemption IMO. Donuts for me. Quicker to type. That's just the kind of deranged insanity that I've come to expect from you, Miley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 ^^^ that Quality doughnuts at the Lidl Nothing beats the freshly-fried doughnuts with sugar sprinkled on that you get at markets, though, just like there's no ice-cream that beats a Mr Whippy. Also, I'll just ask this question and casually walk away: does P&B sit on the side of 'Doughnuts' or 'Donuts'? Doughrings surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Cold water shave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Working on the shop floor on nightshift and there are 3 radios on. Clyde,Smooth and Heart assaulting my ears all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Cold water shave. I hope the operation goes well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Doughrings surely? Madness. Working on the shop floor on nightshift and there are 3 radios on. Clyde,Smooth and Heart assaulting my ears all night. Clearly the answer is a much louder fourth radio, or bring in a copy of Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music to play on the shop gramophone. I can foresee no problems with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 My son spilled a wee bit of Pepsi on my big container of batteries at some point and decided not to tell me. Most of the wee cells are rusty, or flat as pancakes. I'd strangle him Homer-style, but he's having his foreskin removed this week, so I'll just passive-aggressively think about that instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) My son spilled a wee bit of Pepsi on my big container of batteries at some point and decided not to tell me. Most of the wee cells are rusty, or flat as pancakes. I'd strangle him Homer-style, but he's having his foreskin removed this week, so I'll just passive-aggressively think about that instead. Oy vey! Edited November 4, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 My son spilled a wee bit of Pepsi on my big container of batteries at some point and decided not to tell me. Most of the wee cells are rusty, or flat as pancakes. I'd strangle him Homer-style, but he's having his foreskin removed this week, so I'll just passive-aggressively think about that instead. Whatever turns you on, m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Pea soup but when they put bits of ham in. Pea ham? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 My son spilled a wee bit of Pepsi on my big container of batteries at some point and decided not to tell me. Most of the wee cells are rusty, or flat as pancakes. I'd strangle him Homer-style, but he's having his foreskin removed this week, so I'll just passive-aggressively think about that instead. This isn't a dig at you Dave, it's a dig at religion, but this kind of shit is unacceptable in the civilised world. Wee boys getting the tips of their dicks carved off due to some religious shite. (Unless it's due to a medical condition, but I'm fairly sure I remember you saying your family is Jewish). -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Mines does it, it's a c**t. There's often a way of switching them off - usually something like holding in a button whilst turning the ignition, I'm sure Google can supply the relevant method. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 This isn't a dig at you Dave, it's a dig at religion, but this kind of shit is unacceptable in the civilised world. Wee boys getting the tips of their dicks carved off due to some religious shite. (Unless it's due to a medical condition, but I'm fairly sure I remember you saying your family is Jewish). No, you're wrong. Circumcision is done for prophylactic reasons. The fact that most Europeans are not circumcised is because of religious Christian shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I'm circumcised - want a pic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Buddhists & Hindus still have all their dick parts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 No, you're wrong. Circumcision is done for prophylactic reasons. The fact that most Europeans are not circumcised is because of religious Christian shite. Most Americans have it done but that's because they think it's rude to touch your willy in the shower, and uncirumcised Yank cocks ooze smegma. I'm pretty sure that's what Dominos use for their cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Most Americans have it done but that's because they think it's rude to touch your willy in the shower, and uncirumcised Yank cocks ooze smegma. I'm pretty sure that's what Dominos use for their cheese. Guy I know who went to America to play football was done out of his hole a couple of times because the birds wouldn't shag him as he wasnt circumcised. If yer bagging up who gives a f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Most Americans have it done but that's because they think it's rude to touch your willy in the shower, and uncirumcised Yank cocks ooze smegma. I'm pretty sure that's what Dominos use for their cheese. Correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I've nothing to add to the discussion other than Smegma is a fantastic word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I was watching porn the other day, as you do, and some chick was licking the crusty, dried smegma from under the guy's bell end. It was deeply arousing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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