welshbairn Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 You need to get over your unhealthy obsession with that guy, you're going to make yourself ill. Aye, it's like being annoyed by Keith Lemon but watching all his shows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 People who point blank talk shite to your face. A guy in work claims his mate drove from Edinburgh to Manchester in one hour Aye nae bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 (edited) People who point blank talk shite to your face. A guy in work claims his mate drove from Edinburgh to Manchester in one hour Aye nae bother. A former pupil of mine who's since left school swore blind he'd been a passenger in a car which made it from the retail park in Falkirk to Armadale town centre in nine minutes. Edited February 29, 2016 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 There you are Grimbo. Knocked one up last night (not her unfortunately). Mozzas Wearable Heatwear Inc. You're tidier than I imagined. You going on the bus crawl? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 People who point blank talk shite to your face. A guy in work claims his mate drove from Edinburgh to Manchester in one hour Aye nae bother. No problem in a nicked Bugatti Veron so long as you don't hit the roadworks by Preston and can change your tyres 3 times. I'm with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Media are reporting that the company I work for are planning 1,000 redundancies (about 10% of the workforce) next month. This had only just been discussed at Board level and already some fucker has leaked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Media are reporting that the company I work for are planning 1,000 redundancies (about 10% of the workforce) next month. This had only just been discussed at Board level and already some fucker has leaked it. Good on whoever leaked it if it's happening in 4 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Media are reporting that the company I work for are planning 1,000 redundancies (about 10% of the workforce) next month. This had only just been discussed at Board level and already some fucker has leaked it. Quick, get your CV into The Sarge, he's the CEO of some mahoosive conglomerate, his jacket is on the back of his chair and everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 (edited) Quick, get your CV into The Sarge, he's the CEO of some mahoosive conglomerate, his jacket is on the back of his chair and everything.Job gone. Soz.Although some Russian family are now looking for a child-minder. Edited February 29, 2016 by Mortar Bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 People who point blank talk shite to your face. A guy in work claims his mate drove from Edinburgh to Manchester in one hour Aye nae bother. Guy I met - pal of a pal - had just bought a house out the arse end of Knightswood and claimed it was "five minutes from the west end" Aye, in one of these: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Media are reporting that the company I work for are planning 1,000 redundancies (about 10% of the workforce) next month. This had only just been discussed at Board level and already some fucker has leaked it. Paid too much for EPL rights? Hope your peg's no shoogly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 People who point blank talk shite to your face. A guy in work claims his mate drove from Edinburgh to Manchester in one hour Aye nae bother. . Just needs to average 200 miles an hour & he'd not be far off. I think the best I've done it in is about 3&1/2 hours without stopping. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 You can post all the fucking gifs you like. I know what you did, smpar knows what you did and most importantly, you know that I know and smpar knows what you did. WE FUCKING KNOW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 You can post all the fucking gifs you like. I know what you did, smpar knows what you did and most importantly, you know that I know and smpar knows what you did. WE FUCKING KNOW Powerful stuff. Get him telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 People who point blank talk shite to your face. A guy in work claims his mate drove from Edinburgh to Manchester in one hour Aye nae bother. Exactly how fast is that? 200MPH? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 You can post all the fucking gifs you like. I know what you did, smpar knows what you did and most importantly, you know that I know and smpar knows what you did. WE FUCKING KNOW What did he do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Aye, it's like being annoyed by Keith Lemon but watching all his shows. If ITV can afford to fund Keith Lemmon shows, they can afford to give those African babies clean water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Melrose Tea Bags, it has a picture of f*cking Edinburgh on the box! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Melrose Tea Bags, it has a picture of f*cking Edinburgh on the box! Aye,but Edinburgh is only 5 minutes away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Guy I met - pal of a pal - had just bought a house out the arse end of Knightswood and claimed it was "five minutes from the west end" Aye, in one of these: Is it just me or does that plane have a face like a deranged chipmunk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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