welshbairn Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) I think it's Swindon, but it's not a patch on the Inshes in Inverness. Took about a year to get to grips with mastering that one. I go right around town to avoid it, it's mayhem. Edited March 4, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 A schoolteacher in the USA was fired because a student circulated a nude photo of her online. OK. How did the student get the photo- he took her phone from her desk (she was doing corridor monitoring) and opened it, took a pic of the pic and circulated it. Deliberately to give her trouble judging by comments he made. No action taken against the student. I suppose the version of this from 20 years ago would've been that she had naked polaroids in her handbag. That seems like a much creepier thing to be carrying with you to a school, for some reason. Anyway, not keeping your clothes on at all times means you're a BEAST in the US, so she's lucky she just lost her job. Did the kid get a medal and compensation for the trauma she inflicted upon him? People who f**k about at the top of escalators as well. I've noticed an increase in this lately; also, folk who get through the doorway of a shop, then immediately stop while they decide upon their next move. Then act surprised when the folk behind ask them to move. Are we losing our physical awareness as a species? This is the kind of shit you work out as a toddler, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 I drove over that abomination a few years back. I just pointed the car where I wanted to end up and went for it. Fortunately it was quite late and not busy. Shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 People who f**k about at the top of escalators as well. Prison would be a good option as neither are available for the inmates as far as I'm aware? "Down in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots without due care or attention I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette i.e sidle out of the store gingerly" Half Man Half Biscuit kent the score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 That's BEAST chat, m5. A decent attempt, but I feel that the M8 would be better for P&B sponsorship, given that it runs from the West Coast to the heroin capital of Europe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 A decent attempt, but I feel that the M8 would be better for P&B sponsorship, given that it runs from the West Coast to the heroin capital of Europe. They've extended the M8 past Coatbridge now. Goes all the way to Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Try sponsoring this c**t. I was there yesterday - surprisingly easy if you can dodge the twats frozen in indecision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Why are people on this thread referring to circles as roundabouts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Why are people on this thread referring to circles as roundabouts? Because they are not beasts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Folk in this toon don't know what to do in a two lane roundabout, never mind that monster. If it's a two lane roundabout and you want to go straight across, you should be in the left lane ya fucking morons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Why are people on this thread referring to circles as roundabouts? Because not all roundabouts are circles, and they are not from NornIron. Because they are not beasts. And this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Because not all roundabouts are circles, and they are not from NornIron. And this. I made the mistake of thinking that because you're an Arab that you're from Dundee. My bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Eggy round rounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Just to reassure you lot, I was NOT the US teacher in question. I suspect if any of my students found nudie photies of me we'd need to call the paramedics! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Just to reassure you lot, I was NOT the US teacher in question. I suspect if any of my students found nudie photies of me we'd need to call the paramedics! You're not The Donald with the massive scary cock are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Recently found out that a previous job may have ruled me out for another that I was interested in. Bit of a scunner, and I'd elaborate, but I get the feeling it might be more fun to leave it vague Also, someone's currently ralphing outside our house. Get it fucking cleaned before the morning, whichever one of you middens it was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 You're not The Donald with the massive scary cock are you? Nope and I own no poultry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Also, someone's currently ralphing outside our house. Get it fucking cleaned before the morning, whichever one of you middens it was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Why don't you tell the neighbour he is being a c**t? Don't need to, karma has taken care of it. He's got terminal cancer. He's never left a note on my car. Tell him he's a c**t. I'd love to get a note just so I could have something to argue about. He spoke to you in person! That was him with the tweed cap. You could have told him then, but you bottled it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Knowing P&B, it'd more likely be, "I drank the yellow puddle". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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