vikingTON Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 There is no "correct way of playing football" - and it's certainly not being carried out by any side shipping seventeen goals. I don't think that you need to scream in anyone's face in order to change that approach into one that isn't so obviously crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Nineteen, have you considered playing for a different team? That's the advice Kenny Dalglish gave a young Swarley when I had the same problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 The phrase "nobody should ever go to the football and never return home". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 The phrase "nobody should ever go to the football and never return home". On football phrases: "he 'just about' kept that in/got that over the line/got a hand to it". No, he didn't "just about" do it, he did fecking do it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 This c**t. One for Yewtree imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Nineteen, have you considered playing a different sport? That's the advice Kenny Dalglish gave a young Swarley when I had the same problem. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Girl in work today asked me if I was going home for the summer, assuming I was a student transferred in from some other part of the country like her, who comes from some island somewhere. Probably the one they filmed The Wicker Man on. When I told her no, I live her, she's astonished. Apparently I sound like I'm from Edinburgh. The same judgement - "or maybe Inverness" - came from someone else who's known me even longer. They barely speak English in Inverness ffs. I've never been so insulted in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 I hate it when people say they were sniffing Coke - you don't get a full load of it up into your brain by sniffing it - snorting is the correct term. I'm against taking coke, I just like the way it smells. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 I always had to wait for it to go flat, kind of killed the evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 ^^^ doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 People who reply to me via pictures/gif's/memes is something I would like to add to this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 I'm just kidding - I love it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 People who reply to me via pictures/gif's/memes is something I would like to add to this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Touchey people, as in those who touch you, especially the ones that touch your arm when they laugh. Yorkshire women seem particularly bad for this. Also Weegie shopkeepers calling you Darling. You wish lovey*. *Another Yorkshire PTTGOYN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Touchey people, as in those who touch you, especially the ones that touch your arm when they laugh. Yorkshire women seem particularly bad for this. Also Weegie shopkeepers calling you Darling. You wish lovey*. *Another Yorkshire PTTGOYN You'd love the PR of South Yorkshire - the blokes call each other "Love" down there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Touchey people, as in those who touch you I met a very old woman who I knew from years ago just the other day. She gave me a huge kiss on my cheek with her 1950's nuclear lipstick. I could feel the rolling stones in print. Much to my horror she then pulled out a fancy silk handkerchief and covered it in grog. Wiped my face with it. . . She gets a pass because she was probably a 'wid' 65 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 People who begin sentences with "Am" - there is someone on my Facebook who is particularly bad for it, which just irritates me - how long does it take to form a sentence correctly?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 The metal blades turning at lots of rpm will definitely struggle to blend frozen water. You're one step ahead of the recipe on this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I have been making smoothies out of a recipe in the lean 15 book and they say to throw a hand full of ice cubes into the mix and then put the blender through them - surely the blender wont be able to blend up fucking ice cubes? i haven't even bothered trying to throw them in because i know this could harm the blender - why not just say add the ice cubes after? Again, you're a fucking idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 The office Hyena is back from her holiday. The fucking sound of her over the top laugh makes me rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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