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There is no "correct way of playing football" - and it's certainly not being carried out by any side shipping seventeen goals. I don't think that you need to scream in anyone's face in order to change that approach into one that isn't so obviously crap.

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The phrase "nobody should ever go to the football and never return home".

On football phrases: "he 'just about' kept that in/got that over the line/got a hand to it".

No, he didn't "just about" do it, he did fecking do it!

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Girl in work today asked me if I was going home for the summer, assuming I was a student transferred in from some other part of the country like her, who comes from some island somewhere. Probably the one they filmed The Wicker Man on. When I told her no, I live her, she's astonished. Apparently I sound like I'm from Edinburgh. The same judgement - "or maybe Inverness" - came from someone else who's known me even longer. They barely speak English in Inverness ffs. I've never been so insulted in my life.

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Touchey people, as in those who touch you, especially the ones that touch your arm when they laugh. Yorkshire women seem particularly bad for this.

Also Weegie shopkeepers calling you Darling. You wish lovey*.

*Another Yorkshire PTTGOYN

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Touchey people, as in those who touch you, especially the ones that touch your arm when they laugh. Yorkshire women seem particularly bad for this.

Also Weegie shopkeepers calling you Darling. You wish lovey*.

*Another Yorkshire PTTGOYN

You'd love the PR of South Yorkshire - the blokes call each other "Love" down there.

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Touchey people, as in those who touch you

I met a very old woman who I knew from years ago just the other day. She gave me a huge kiss on my cheek with her 1950's nuclear lipstick. I could feel the rolling stones in print. Much to my horror she then pulled out a fancy silk handkerchief and covered it in grog.

Wiped my face with it. . .

She gets a pass because she was probably a 'wid' 65 years ago.

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I have been making smoothies out of a recipe in the lean 15 book and they say to throw a hand full of ice cubes into the mix and then put the blender through them - surely the blender wont be able to blend up fucking ice cubes? i haven't even bothered trying to throw them in because i know this could harm the blender - why not just say add the ice cubes after?

Again, you're a fucking idiot.

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