Dee Dee Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 People who book with Ryanair, then complain. Keep it simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 People who book with Ryanair, then complain about the baggage allowance. Unfortunately, Emirates don't always fly to the Costa Del Rottencrotch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Unfortunately, Emirates don't always fly to the Costa Del Rottencrotch Neither do Ryanair most of the time, although the 2hr bus trip from Aeropuerto del Gussetto is pleasant enough in the summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 This m9 pish get it tae f**k Cheer up m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Cheer up m8. Beat me to it m6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 This m9 pish get it tae f**k It's not that bad, m2354-2346 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 mIIV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 This m9 pish get it tae f**k You need to medic8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Danny Dyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I only very recently found out that if you use a permanent marker on a whiteboard, if you go over it with non permanent, it then will wipe off. I honestly was flabbergasted. I have since tried this sorcery out in my own office and it worked. Flabbergasted by this. Burn the witch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I only very recently found out that if you use a permanent marker on a whiteboard, if you go over it with non permanent, it then will wipe off. I honestly was flabbergasted. I have since tried this sorcery out in my own office and it worked. Flabbergasted by this. Brasso, or duraglit, does a tidy job of it an aw. I'll concede the point, you're more likely to have a whiteboard marker to hand though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Davina McCall, John Bishop and Claudia Winkelman all on stage at the same time. C*ntery off the scale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Celebrity Thundercunt XI Thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Celebrity Thundercunt XI Thread? A "P&B's most hated person" poll may be better... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 P&B Sponsored Hipster Beard Oil Ingredients: Petrol Instructions for use: Apply generously to beard Light a fire Put face in fire Would second that, lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I used to use rubbing alcohol to remove permanent marker from whiteboards, and loads of other things. Failing that, spray-on label remover works a treat; just don't use it on CD jewel cases, as it clouds the plastic. As a last resort, try petrol. Cleansing fire removes everything, especially crude pictures of co-workers fellating the boss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 You get up in the middle of the night to go for a pish and stub your big toe. Then you get up in the morning and the sheet and duvet are covered in blood due to said stub being upgraded to burst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 You get up in the middle of the night to go for a pish and stub your big toe. Then you get up in the morning and the sheet and duvet are covered in blood due to said stub being upgraded to burst. ^^^oscar pistorius found Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Don't blokes your age have one of those bedside pots? I don't live in a hovel, I have a perfectly serviceable en suite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I don't live in a hovel, I have a perfectly serviceable en suite. You stay in inverkeithing, in those parts an indoor toilet is classed as a luxury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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