Lordofthewing Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I have no beer in the house. Not a problem, you say. Just go to the shop on the way home, you say. Yes, but this is Troon. Average age of other shoppers: 93. Average time spent talking to 'Sadie', 'Maisie' and 'Senga' about fucking sanatogen and worm tablets for Dougal the Yorkshire Terrier while blocking every single damn aisle and smelling of piss and sherry: 25 minutes. Average time until I lose my temper at said coffin dodgers: 90 seconds. That is a quality rant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Beer is very VERY bad, Monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Sitting in work absolutely bored out of my skull. All the work for the week that I had was completed yesterday. There is 3 hours to go until I go up to Glasgow for a few drinks then home to buy some , erm , raving utensils for tomorrow ( Fantazia ). I normally look forward to Fridays but this one really sucks donkey dick. The only highlight of the day was when I left the house this morning and walked through scumland to go and get the bus. There was a little kid, about 13-14 I'd say, and he looked completely smacked up like literally full of heroin. This was 730am. He had a toy crossbow and one shoe on and him and his equally as tinky little friend/brother/fellowsmackaddict were stealing milk from people's doorsteps. The site of little smackhead with one shoe and toy crossbow was funny, but watching him try and drink the milk and spill it all down himself really made me laugh at him. Little kithead b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Paint. Fucking everywhere. It was all going so well too, I actually felt quite manly with the handiwork I'd been doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I have no beer in the house. Not a problem, you say. Just go to the shop on the way home, you say. Yes, but this is Troon. Average age of other shoppers: 93. Average time spent talking to 'Sadie', 'Maisie' and 'Senga' about fucking sanatogen and worm tablets for Dougal the Yorkshire Terrier while blocking every single damn aisle and smelling of piss and sherry: 25 minutes. Average time until I lose my temper at said coffin dodgers: 90 seconds. 90 seconds,that far too long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundermonkey Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Post whores that stick and album on then proceed to rack up 14 posts letting us know when each track changes. "You only need to tell us you are listening to Definately Maybe the once. We know what songs are on the album already" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Paint. Fucking everywhere. It was all going so well too, I actually felt quite manly with the handiwork I'd been doing. I trust you washed your hands before posting that or your keyboard's gonnae be......... .....ah, too late! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I trust you washed your hands before posting that or your keyboard's gonnae be..............ah, too late! I'd washed my hands twice before posting that, I've since had a shower and washed my hands again, and STILL traces remain- and yes, I did use a paintbrush and not my hands to apply the paint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Beer is very VERY bad, Monster. I bought Olde English cider instead. 90 seconds,that far too long. Ten years ago I would have exploded with rage after 3 seconds, but I'm getting on a bit. GOOSE-FRAH-BAH.....GOOSE-FRAH-BAH..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I bought Olde English cider instead. That's worse, that much, MUCH worse - I speak from experience.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I bought Olde English cider instead. Ten years ago I would have exploded with rage after 3 seconds, but I'm getting on a bit. GOOSE-FRAH-BAH.....GOOSE-FRAH-BAH..... I just need my tablets and everything with the world is fine. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I just need my tablets and everything with the world is fine. B) Drugs are for mugs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I bought Olde English cider instead. Best cider going about, I buy it through choice, it's awesome! None of your sweet Strongbow shit, I like a kick to my cidre!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Sitting in work absolutely bored out of my skull. All the work for the week that I had was completed yesterday. There is 3 hours to go until I go up to Glasgow for a few drinks then home to buy some , erm , raving utensils for tomorrow ( Fantazia ).I normally look forward to Fridays but this one really sucks donkey dick. The only highlight of the day was when I left the house this morning and walked through scumland to go and get the bus. There was a little kid, about 13-14 I'd say, and he looked completely smacked up like literally full of heroin. This was 730am. He had a toy crossbow and one shoe on and him and his equally as tinky little friend/brother/fellowsmackaddict were stealing milk from people's doorsteps. The site of little smackhead with one shoe and toy crossbow was funny, but watching him try and drink the milk and spill it all down himself really made me laugh at him. Little kithead b*****d. 1st point, know how yer feelin'. Second point, nicely put! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Best cider going about, I buy it through choice, it's awesome! None of your sweet Strongbow shit, I like a kick to my cidre!!! I know f**k all about cider really, I just bought it because it ws 20p cheaper per bottle than the Strongbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Drugs are for mugs Not those sort of drugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 1st point, know how yer feelin'. Second point, nicely put! I'm clearly talking about......erm glowsticks :whistles: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'm clearly talking about......erm glowsticks :whistles: I knew that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I knew that Has anyone ever had the liquid of a glowstick in their eye or on their tongue. It stings and tastes revolting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I know f**k all about cider really, I just bought it because it ws 20p cheaper per bottle than the Strongbow. The rather wonderful Bargain Booze chain in the north of England used to sell 3 litres of that for £2.49. Many a visit to my brother's place down there was livened up with a bottle or three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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